Kai quotes from Lexx

Kai

I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Some day, that will happen… but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins.

Kai

I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy.

Kai

I'm dead. I have no future.

Kai

In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone I can be light.

Kai

I'm feeling altogether better.

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Would you care to join me in watching the supernova? It is a once in a lifetime experience.

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I remember having a fondness for balloons.

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Being alive isn't everything.

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Being dead means not having an opinion.

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You know what, Gibble? You're a rotten kid. You dumped gongslanger into the toilet, and you wake the dead. And when you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates, you join 'em! Eat up! Chow down!

Kai

Kill, kill, kill! Inventive. Kill fast, slow, ripping the sick fuck - major psycho rampage. Bitching! Maggot retirement home!

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I do not give anything any thought when I am frozen.

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Life is a harder stage to achieve than death.

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[to Mantrid]: I know that I am dead. But you believe you are alive, and you should know that life is always full of surprises.

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The dead cannot be killed.