Ava! You okay?
It's a long story, but Gary took over the Bureau. He "nip"-notized everyone.
Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that.
The germ turned.
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DDemon
You're dead, demon hunter
I was gonna be a demon proctologist, but the pay wasn't as good.
TBTime Bureau agent
#Eyesapp is trending on Twitter below Kanye's surprise album and a cat getting a bath.
Hmm. How many downloads?
TBTime Bureau agent
Only two thousand, Mr. Palmer.
News cycles so fast these days, it's hard to cut through all the noise, but a monster attack on the capital will dominate the headlines for weeks.
You know what, Gary? It's a little hard to feel sorry for you when you're holding us all hostage.
You're not getting it. This whole time, Tabitha's been trying to use me to hurt you. All I wished was for us to hang out. I was trying to protect you. I get it, I'm not "cool". But I don't deserve to be treated like a joke. So now, now the joke's on you.
If I die, I'm gonna come back and haunt you.
I would love a ghost friend.
I am so sorry, Gary. I took you for granted. I never, ever should have let you do my dry cleaning or work overtime without pay. I mean, that's illegal, anyway. I'm so sorry.
I still want to kill you. [Gary gulps]
Gary. When Rip first recruited the Legends, he picked the people that were insignificant to history. The original losers. You don't have to be cool to be a Legend. And maybe we forgot that somewhere along the way, but... you are one of us.
Stay calm. They smell fear.
What if fear's my natural scent?
[Sara, Nate and Gary have just shot a commercial for the Heyworld theme park dressed as Supergirl, Green Arrow and the Flash, respectively.]
Uh, guys, I feel that would've worked a little bit better with the real Trinity.
Yeah, well, I asked and they said [looks at Nate] "Hard pass".
[sheepish] We shoulda done the crossover.
Yeah.
Yeah, right, what a guy. I was sent here to torture him, but then we got to talking. Oh, it got really deep, man.
It really did.
What were we even fighting about all those years ago?
Your compulsion for world domination and inability to accept rejection.
Ah. Translation: it was about a girl.
Girl? What girl?
Doesn't matter. We should go.
HHank
Not a bad show, if you ask me.
Dad.
HHank
Hello, Nate.
I missed you so much, Dad.
HHank
I haven't been far.
[getting emotional] Oh, I guess, um... Guess it sucks, dying before you're ready, huh?
HHank
It sure does. Believe me, I went through all emotions. I mean, anger, worry. I had so many regrets, I almost missed my ticket to the happy place.
What changed?
HHank
I had faith.
[pointing up] You're saying there's actually a–
HHank
In you, Nate. And I was right to believe that my boy and all his freaky buddies would see this thing through. But you know the only thing missing from that big show of yours? Music. [sings the opening line to James Taylor's Sweet Baby James]
All right, Time bros --
And Time ladies.
And Time monsters
And Gary?
As I was saying: Legends... our work here is done. Gideon, fire up the ship! It's time to hit it.
Okay, big smiles everyone. And nobody mention Oliver Queen.
Why?
Because he died.
Shouldn't have done the crossover.
Uh, Ray! Who else saved the multiverse?
Oh, uh, well The Flash, Supergirl, Batwoman.
Cool.
Yeah.
What, no Superman? Couldn't have been that big of a deal.
Oh, no, no, Superman was there. He's very handsome.
I've triangulated the timequake to 1917, St. Petersburg, Russia. Let's go and shrink the problem.
[Sara grimaces] Not good.
I'm developing a catchphrase?
Executing time jump now.
No! Gideon, we're not taking a film crew to... [watching the transition through time] ...Imperial Russia. Yeah. Great. This is great, Ray.
All right, Legends, put on your babushkas because we are rushing into Russia.
And now you're copying my thing.
Totally. I just got really excited.
Look, Sara, we're really sorry. We thought we could make things easier for you by taking this off your plate.
And risking your own necks. Look, I already have one dead friend on my plate. I'm good there. And you know, none of you self-absorbed mega stars even bothered to ask me how I was doing.
Look, Sara, I told them not to mention Oliver, okay? I thought you wouldn't want to be reminded.
Reminded? What, did you think that I could just forget that my friend died?
No, I - look, I know things have been crazy around here.
Crazy around here? You still have no idea what I saw out there.
What did happen?
Countless Earths died. I became a paragon and traveled back to the big bang. We restarted the universe and now no one even remembers what we've changed.
That's a lot to process.
Yeah, I know. So you could see why I would wanna talk to my friends about it. And instead I get cameras in my face.
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