Legends of Tomorrow quotes

Ray

Where am I? What happened?

Sara

Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

Ray

Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

Ava

Ray, do it! Get big now!

Ray

Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

Sara

Now, Ray!

Ray

Size... matters! [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

Nate

You found your catchphrase, Ray!

Mick

What the hell?

Mona

Raw meat.

Behrad Tarazi

Question is...

Nate

Did you get the shot, Kevin?

[shell-shocked and covered in blood] Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

Astra Logue

It seems you're having a hard time staying away from Hell these days, John.

Constantine

Well, what can I say? I'm a creature of habit.

Astra

You might as well get used to it. You'll be living down here soon enough. What do you want?

Constantine

A whiskey, neat, and a steak, well done. Oh, yeah, and all those souls you released. Call 'em back.

Behrad

Hey, Cap. Normally, I'd be all for rolling up my sleeves and pitching in, but I gotta take shore leave for my pop's birthday. And Nate's coming with me.

Nate

I am?

Sara

[to Nate] You are?

Behrad

My parents are always asking questions about my life. He could pretend to be one of my biz school professors.

Sara

I still can't believe that you still haven't told your parents the truth about what you do.

Behrad

You mean that I'm a time-travelling superhero who stole the family heirloom?

Sara

Hmm, okay, yeah, stick to business school.

I couldn't help but notice you, and I gotta tell you, I like the way you walk.

Sara

I learned to do it all by myself,... Mr. Siegel.

Oh, please. "Benjamin".

Sara

Hmm. Sara Lance. At your service. [offers her hand to kiss]

Lance, huh? [kisses Sara's hand]

Sara

What's the matter? You don't like it?

Well, I don't know yet. Just trying it on for size. You know, even if it fits, I'm a little curious about the price tag.

Sara

Well, if you have to ask, it's probably too expensive.

[chuckles] I take what I want.

Sara

Does that make you a thief, Mr. Siegel?

I am a lot of things, Miss Lance. And I am especially a thief.

Sara

Hey, don't give Ava a hard time for getting on stage, all right? I don't want her to be too embarrassed.

Mick

She's not gonna remember a thing.

Ava

[entering, drunk] Well, helloo! Ha! Where's my invite to this party, Mickey boy? [she grabs and takes a swig from his beer]

Mick

I spat in that. Old prison habit.

Astra

You just can't stay away, can you?

Careful, he's still got one bullet left.

Astra

I appreciate your concern, Benjamin, but I'm not worried about him. We're old friends, aren't we, Johnny? So, why don't you tell me what you came all the way down here for?

Constantine

I came all the way down here to tell you... [wavering, he lowers the Hell gun] ...that I'm not giving up on you. And even if it takes me 'till the end of my days, I promise you that I will find a way.

Astra

Another meaningless promise made by the great John Constantine. You've gone soft. [she and Bugsy laugh, and Constantine snickers sardonically]

Constantine

Not that soft. [shoots Bugsy] This one's for Jeanie.

Constantine

Spare me the sendoff, Lance. I'm leaving before you and your band of botherers can suck me into another world-saving sing-along.

Sara

Actually, I was just gonna say we're still waiting for you to move out. There's a box in the library labeled "Arcana" that's been sitting there for months.

Constantine

I'd avoid touching that if I was you.

Sara

Yeah, Behrad already tried to move it, and now he thinks he's being haunted by a forlorn mariner.

Constantine

And he's right, but I can't stick around to help the bloke.

Ray

Oh, no, not again.

Nora

[wearing baby-blue horseback riding clothes] Oh, yes, oh, yes. It's the same thing every time. Kid gets a Fairy Godmother, what do they wish for? [chuckles] "You get a pony, and you get a pony!" Everyone gets a damn pony.

Ray

Well, maybe next time, you should say "Neigh". [Nora blows a raspberry and magically changes clothes]

Nate

You sure being here (on the Waverider) doesn't bring back some fond memories?

Zari

If I had fond memories of this place, I'd book a lobotomy.

Nate

This just went from John Hughes to John Carpenter.

Gideon

How did you bypass my encrypted security protocol?

Zari

Oh, just by being a businesswoman, makeup guru, bad bitch, and overall genius.

Zari

Behrad, we can make millions of future false trends reports!

Ava

No, no. Rule number one of time travel: Never look into the future for personal gain.

Zari

[dismissive while scrolling on her phone] Totally, totally.

Ava

And rule number two: No social media on the ship. [Zari hands her phone to Behard] I thought we were dropping you off.

Zari

My brother, the actual superhero, invited me to stay.

Ava

Oh. Kay. Let's just remember this is a place of business, okay? We get called on a mission, you need to keep out of our way.

Zari

[mockingly] Aye, aye.

Ava

Okay. [to Behrad] We'll talk later. [leaves]

Zari

Sad, what a waste of a good head of hair.

Behrad

Here you go. [returns her phone] Hide it.

Zari

Can your computer lady make me some cucumber water? I'm parched from that dry interaction.

Ray

Mick. Are you feeling all right?

Ray

My stomach hurts. I can't eat, I can't drink. I think Allie gave me an STD back at the reunion.

Gideon

Initiating scan. [scans Mick]

Ray

Those are not symptoms. Those are feelings. Mick, I think you're developing a crush.

Mick

Is that when you whiz and it hurts?

Ray

.... No. It's biology's way of telling you you care about someone else.

Gideon

Dr. Palmer is correct. The results of my body scan indicate that you do, in fact like like her.

Ava

[over intercom] Interim Captain Sharpe here. Team meeting in the parlour. Over and out. [continues without realising the intercom is still on] Okay, that was good. That was fun, but to the point. Not too... Gideon, are you broadcasting this?

Gideon

Sorry Miss Sharpe, I'll shut it down.

Ava

Okay, thank you! We women have to stick together.

Nate

[entering] I always thought of you as one of the guys.

Ava

Okay, I don't know what that means...

Behrad

[entering] He means it as a compliment.

Gideon

It would appear that there is a disturbance at the Bastille in Paris, 1793. While the details are still hazy, the aftermath is traumatic. Thousands die and the French Revolution collapses.

Ava

Well looks like we have a mission. So everybody stop looking so Les Misérables because we are going to France!