Zari quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Charlie

You know, I could have been anyone when I got my powers back. Do you know why I kept coming back to this form?

Zari

Because Amaya is very hot.

Charlie

It's because this was the form I was when I joined the Legends. Now I've been a part of many crews. And you guys, well,... you're not rubbish.

Zari

Listen, destroying history for personal gain, it's happened to almost everyone here. Rite of passage.

Mona Wu

I'm telling you, the men in black are behind all of this. They're framing me so they can keep hurting the magical creatures.

Zari

Hurting them how?

Mona

I don't know. But Konane was terrified when they came for him. I was just trying to help him.

Sara

Mona, we saw the security footage, and... there were no men in black. Just you.

Mona

Well, they must have altered the footage to hide the truth. I'm like Mulder, and those guys are the shadow government covering their tracks! It's a conspiracy! The truth is out there!

Ray

Okay. Okay, Fox. Okay, Fox, take a breath.

Mona

[after sniffing Zari] I think my sense of smell has improved because of Wolfie, and you smell exactly like... Nate.

Zari

No, I don't.

Mona

It's definitely Nate! Nate and something else. [sniffs] Arousal?

Zari

No, I don't. I mean, Nate, that would be wrong and–

Sara

He likes you. [off Zari's look] He confessed it when he swallowed the truth bug.

Zari

We're so not passing the Bechdel test right now.

Sara

It's okay to talk about guys sometimes.

Zari

[under the influence of Kamadeva's magical music] In the morning, we should go ask the parson to marry us.

[surprised, amused] A Christian wedding? For a Muslim woman and a Hindu man?

Zari

Let's not think with our heads, but feel with our hearts. [They continue with the dance.]

Zari

[to Mona] You know I'm a superhero, right? With a flick of my wrist, I can blast you with my wind powers.

Charlie

Being honest, wind powers? Just not that scary.

Mick

Yeah, you're like a magical hair dryer.

Sara

Look, Z. Sometimes for the good of the relationship, you have to put yourself outside of your comfort zone. For instance, I am going to read five hundred pages of some trashy novel by tonight for Ava. And look, with Neron gone, now's the time for us to get our personal lives into order. I will help you.

Zari

Please don't.

Sara

Relationship. Expert.

Zari

[nervous] You know how I... never let anyone know what I'm... really feeling?

Nate

[equally nervous] It's kinda your thing.

Zari

That's... how I feel, Nate.

Nate

I feel the same. [They kiss again.]

Zari

[regarding Nate's terrarium for the dragon egg] Wow, this is very, um, impressive.

Nate

Yeah, I found a book about dragons in Constantine's collection.

Zari

[reading] "The egg must incubate under the mother at her body temperature lest the egg expire." Yeah, I'm not gonna sit on that thing.

Nate

I figured as much. That's why I got a heat lamp.

Charlie

If I die, I'm gonna come back and haunt you.

Zari

I would love a ghost friend.

Zari

Uh, guys, I feel that would've worked a little bit better with the real Trinity.

Sara

Yeah, well, I asked and they said [looks at Nate] "Hard pass".

Nate

[sheepish] We shoulda done the crossover.

Sara

Yeah.

Nate

You sure being here (on the Waverider) doesn't bring back some fond memories?

Zari

If I had fond memories of this place, I'd book a lobotomy.

Gideon

How did you bypass my encrypted security protocol?

Zari

Oh, just by being a businesswoman, makeup guru, bad bitch, and overall genius.

Zari

Behrad, we can make millions of future false trends reports!

Ava

No, no. Rule number one of time travel: Never look into the future for personal gain.

Zari

[dismissive while scrolling on her phone] Totally, totally.

Ava

And rule number two: No social media on the ship. [Zari hands her phone to Behard] I thought we were dropping you off.

Zari

My brother, the actual superhero, invited me to stay.

Ava

Oh. Kay. Let's just remember this is a place of business, okay? We get called on a mission, you need to keep out of our way.

Zari

[mockingly] Aye, aye.

Ava

Okay. [to Behrad] We'll talk later. [leaves]

Zari

Sad, what a waste of a good head of hair.

Behrad

Here you go. [returns her phone] Hide it.

Zari

Can your computer lady make me some cucumber water? I'm parched from that dry interaction.

Zari

I've been trying to get people to like me for so long that I've forgotten who I really am. I have millions of followers but zero friends.

Ava

You got one.

Zari

Can we see your OG form?

Charlie

Absolutely not!

Nate

Is it 'cause you're old?

Charlie

It's because your eyes would explode, all right, and your ears too if you could hear my original voice!