Zari quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Sara

Zari, your mission is to help Mick.

Zari

Okay, I have so many makeover ideas.

Sara

With his troll problem.

Mick

[about his daughter Lita] She's better off without me.

Zari

She reached out to you for a reason.

Mick

She's an idiot. I'm an idiot. She's a pain in the ass. I'm a pain in the ass. The fact that she's not already in juvie is a miracle, and it proves one thing.

Zari

What?

Mick

I'm no good for her.

Zari

I mean, this other Zari sounds so smart and substantive, like a cool, third-wave feminist superhero that you and Nate seem to like better than me.

Behrad

First off, Nate is just a sucker for doomed romances. Secondly, of course I don't like her better than you. You're my favorite Zari of all time.

Zari

What about you? What exactly do you do besides wear the same outfit every day and screw up spells?

Constantine

Well, I've banished demons, slain dragons, and walked through the Fires of Hell. I'm a sneaky bastard and the greatest sorcerer that ever lived.

Zari

Yeah, some great sorcerer.

Constantine

Ooh! Some great influencer! You could barely keep him distracted for ten minutes.

Zari

Oh, I'm sorry; should I have let myself be serial killed so you would've have five more minutes to *not* find the ring?

Charlie

So exactly how far is it to London?

Zari

Well, according to my phone, it says 275.8.

Nate

Miles or kilometers?

Sara

Does it matter? It's far.