Phil Cerreta quotes from Law & Order

Sure, he asked me to do it. $2500 a week on my back instead of $500 on my feet.

Logan

Well, it must have been tempting.

Maybe to you. But, honey, I don't think you'd survive. In my experience, cops just can't perform that often.

Cerreta

So you never turned a trick, huh?

Most beauty contests, some cracker judge would put his hands on my ass and offer me more money than I had ever seen to be his "date". I didn't do it then, I don't do it now.

Logan

Hey, Phil. You know that warrant you told that health club guy you'd get? Exactly what probable cause did you have in mind?

Cerreta

A senile judge.

Cerreta

You save your high school prizes?

Logan

Yeah. First prize. Multiple dress code violations.

Cerreta

This pacemaker has a lifespan of five years; That first cardiologist said it was in Mrs Barnett for three years.

Logan

That's right. And Halin said when he implanted it in Roberto, it was three years before the expiration date.

Cerreta

How's your arithmetic?

Logan

I know that three plus three equals Murder Two.