Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

I haven't seen Frank in years.

Munch

We think he may have been in an accident, Mrs. Hovis.

Well, excuse me if I don't bust out weeping. The only time I hear about that deadbeat is when you cops come looking for him.

Munch

Mind if we check around?

Yes I do. I'm a respectable woman, I live alone, and I don't want the neighbors talking.

Fin

They already are. Found these on your clothesline. Where'd they come from?

How should I know? Must've fallen out of a plane on the way into Kennedy.

Munch

I think I hear someone inside.

Fin

Don't worry, ma'am. We'll protect you.

Hey!

Fin

Frank, that's pathetic.

[acting astonished.] How'd he get in there?

Fin

One divorce was enough for me. I don't know how you did it four times.

Munch

You gotta play to win.

I blew it.

Fin

Fix it.

We're a themed restaurant, sir.

We dress up as Edgar Allen Poe characters. I'm the raven.

And I'm the telltale heart!

Fin

[Flashes badge] And I'm the cop.

Fin

Any ships left yet today?

[about a ship] No, she's the first one out.

Lake

Stop the lines.

You nuts?! Why? [Lake flashes his badge] [over radio] Stop the lines.

Now, will there be a trial?

Lake

Count on it.

Televised?

Fin

You bet.

Look! Look. [the three look ahead; squad cars and the press approach] They're already here. Just for me.

Fin

Now you're really gonna be famous.

Yo. What're you doin'?

Fin

Given' the little boy a donut.

Why you wanna give the kid a donut?

Fin

Why you have a problem with us giving him a donut?

Oh. All right. Cop's best friend.

Benson

When was the most recent burglary?

I don't know, like, the night before last. How come you guys don't know that?

Fin

We too busy eatin'.

Fin

On the fifth floor you heard somebody bust into an apartment through 5 slabs of concrete with a "cerumen problem".

I must've been having a good ear day.

Benson

I don't need to go to the hospital Captain.

Fin

Captain, HAZMAT is ready to move in.

Take her. Restrain her if you have to.

Munch

You could start a bonfire with all the alcohol this one drank. What's your poison, honey?

Shut up, you dirty old man.

Munch

Who you calling old?

You can't keep us in here!

Fin

I'm sure your daddy will bail your ass out.

Munch

I called him two hours ago. Looks like daddy thinks he could use a night in jail.

Fin

You finish processing the princess, and I'll take them all down to central booking.

You can't do this! I want my parents!

Munch

Yeah, and I want the troops home, the Kyoto protocol signed, and a Tijuana oil job from Miss February.

Fin

You told Darius about the drugs and the gun, didn't you?

10 years ago! I mean, I looked in the glove box and found the stash. As usual, you screamed at me. I was 10.

Fin

There you go again. Will you change the channel?

That right there is why I always went to Darius. Mom was so busy blaming you and you were so busy working, there was no one to hear me. How could I know he'd use it against you? How could I know he'd have a reason to?

Fin

I wasn't there for you. Okay, you're angry. I get it. Get over it, man! Get a therapist. Work it out. I'm not trying to hear this right now!

Benson

What's going on?

I've been temporarily reassigned. Chief of D's office.

Benson

Why?

You aided your fugitive brother, Elliot covered up his kid's DUI, Fin's stepson butchered two people and walked. Somebody's gotta take the heat.

Benson

But we're the ones who screwed up.

On my command. 1PP calls that "failure to supervise".

Benson

That's insane!

Stabler

You want insane? Guess who they put in charge.

Munch

I had nothin' to do with that! If drafted, I will not run, if elected, I will not serve.

Fin

You are lyin' like a politician. You took the Sergeant's' exam right behind our back. What's up with that?

Munch

I took it last year on a bar bet.

[hands Munch his key] Enjoy your new office, Sergeant Munch. Don't let the power get to your head.

Lake

It was an honor serving under you, sir.

I'm not dead yet, Detective Lake.

Stabler

We'll get you back, Captain.

Try and behave yourselves.

Munch

I knew there was something hinky about her. It was so obvious.

Fin

Did superpowers come with that promotion?

I'm Katie.

Munch

Sergeant Munch.

Munch. That's funny. Can I have a hug, Munch?

Munch

No, you may not. I'm a stranger. You shouldn't even be talking to me.

Okay. Bye.

Fin

Somethin' I could do for you?

Are you mad at me?

Fin

Didn't Sergeant Munch just tell you not to talk to strangers?