Olivia Benson quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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Do people have sex in bed anymore?

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We blame all kinds of people for creating monsters. Why not ourselves?

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So we're saying that men are sex hounds and only women can feel violated? That's gender bias.

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[while searching a locksmith's van] I got coffee cups, candy wrappers and half eaten sandwiches. They should really think about cleaning this out every two years.

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[about the suspect] A serial killer kleptomaniac who's afraid of the dark.

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I've never met a victim who testified against their attacker and regretted it afterwards.

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[about Miranda Cole] As best I can tell, she was raped by terrorists.

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Casey, I had to go 3 blocks to find an open coffee shop. If you went home, I'm gonna kill you.

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[to Cragen] Hey sweetheart...you lonely tonight? [in her normal voice] Twelve o'clock, there's a skinny kid, black shirt, blue jeans, hustling a guy in a gray sweater. He could be MKS.

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It's never too late to help a victim.

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It's easy to be passionate when you're one of the victims.

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So they're taking recruits with criminal records now. What's one more murdering bastard with a gun?

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[about Morgan] Sounds like he went to the Bernie Madoff school of investing.

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[while interrogating Bogdon] The truth hurts! And Jane was gonna splash it all over the front page. Of course, she'd have to use small print.

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Jordy is no different from any other predator. He's just better dressed.