Ken quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

C'mon, admit it, detective. You know you want to bang your partner. Watch her grow swollen with your child. And why not, man? She'd give you beautiful babies.

Hey. Uncle Lennie.

[shakes hands with his nephew] Ken, good to see you. Say hi to Eddie Green.

[shakes hands with Ken] Hey.

Listen, uh, cool it with the Uncle Lennie stuff around the station house. Okay?

Yeah, so, what do you want me to call you?

Why don't you guys save this for family court?

Well, just call me Briscoe.

Well, what are you gonna call me?

Briscoe.

I blew it.

Fin

Fix it.

Fin

You told Darius about the drugs and the gun, didn't you?

10 years ago! I mean, I looked in the glove box and found the stash. As usual, you screamed at me. I was 10.

Fin

There you go again. Will you change the channel?

That right there is why I always went to Darius. Mom was so busy blaming you and you were so busy working, there was no one to hear me. How could I know he'd use it against you? How could I know he'd have a reason to?

Fin

I wasn't there for you. Okay, you're angry. I get it. Get over it, man! Get a therapist. Work it out. I'm not trying to hear this right now!

Why do you have such a hard-on for me?

Stabler

'Cause you can't keep yours out of unsuspecting women.

Fin

How's he holding up?

I don't know. I can't go in.

Fin

What?!

When Alejandro went into surgery, I thought I should call his father. When he saw me holding Alejandro's hand, he flipped out, said he was the next of kin, and had me thrown out of the room.

Fin

Where is he?

Dad...

Fin

He's a father, I'm a father; let me talk to him. Ken, for once let me do something for you. I got this.