Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

[To Fin and Lake] Has the doctor told you if it's a boy or a girl?

Fin

Excuse me?

It's so hard for gay couples to adopt. A surrogate's really your only option. [Fin and Lake look at each other.] I don't get why they think that it's better to keep kids in the system than to send them into a gay home. You seem like a nice couple to me.

You'll force me to make a formal complaint.

Fin

Where you shove that is up to you.

Novak

What would I be up against using Katie as a witness?

Munch

Anxiety, ADD, and they have trouble taking criticism.

Fin

That sounds like you, Munch.

Fin

[Looking at an internet photo of Lake in a boxing ring.] Get outta here. That's not you.

Lake

Bet your ass it is.

[reads] "Naptime Wins in A.C."

Fin

What, they call you Naptime because your boring stories put everybody to sleep?

Fin

Kona woulda beat yo' ass.

Lake

I would've held my own ... for a couple of rounds.

Fin

I would've liked to see that. Don't expect me to cry at your funeral.

Fin

[studying a Confederate flag on a frat house's wall.] 'sup with that flag?

KDA was founded by a direct descendant of Jefferson Davis. We're very proud of our heritage.

Fin

You know you lost the war.

Lake

Man, you know it's illegal for underage kids to pawn.

Hey, guy gotta eat.

Fin

You need to go on a diet.

Fin

Let her go now!

Get the hell outta here!

Fin

Police! Move away from her! Move away!

She's trying to escape!

Fin

And you had to drop your pants to stop her?

Benson

Lowell Harris, you're under arrest for raping Ashley Tyler.

Fin

And the attempted murder of a police officer.

You're a cop?

Benson

Who's the bitch now?

Fin, grab Elliot and go check out the Lydia. [Fin does not leave] There a problem?

Fin

You know my beef with Stabler. He's a total head case. I'd rather have any other partner.

It's not ladies' choice today, detective. Suck it up. Do your job.

Fin

You got my request for transfer 3 months ago. Any idea what's holdin' that up?

Nope.

Fin

You signed off on the 5-7?

And gave you a glowing recommendation. If you like, I'll call the Chief of D's office, see where it's at.

Fin

That's great. Thanks.

No problem. In the meantime, you've got an assignment.

Munch

Ah, the smell of stale beer and quiet desperation. Did I ever tell you about the bar I owned in Baltimore?

Fin

'Bout a kazillion times.

Munch

I'd like to open one up here, but the real estate's a bit pricier.

Munch

I'm gonna need investors. You interested?

Fin

What you smokin'?

Munch

Come on. Then we'd get to still be partners after you left the squad. That is, if you're really leaving.

Fin

Watch me.

Munch

You know, if one more person dumps me, I'm gonna start taking it personally. Aside from my wives, there was Jeffries, Cassidy, Meldrick, Stan "The Big Man" Bolander. Stan the Man was my mentor in Baltimore, just like I am yours. Circle of life, my friend. Circle of life.

Benson

You can’t tell me that there’s no connection between porn and rape.

Fin

Whoa, whoa, whoa, look. I've enjoyed adult entertainment a time or 2 and I have never forced a woman.

Benson

So after what we see all day, you go home and watch women being degraded to get off?

Fin

All women don’t feel the same way you do about porn. My girl digs it. Plus you've got women running multi-million dollar porn production companies.

Stabler

Women making porn? That’s like the whore on the corner working her way up to pimp. Doesn’t make it right.

Fin

Lighten up, choir boy. You don’t have to be a perv to like porn.

Benson

Oh, yeah? Then how come people don’t put V for Vagina next to Vertigo on their bookshelves?

Fin

'Cause they’re afraid of being judged by prudes like you.

Stabler

[suspect starts to run away from Stabler and Benson] Got a runner! [the suspect turns and runs away; Benson and Stabler follow] Vasco, stop!

Fin

[punches the suspect in the face; the suspect falls to the ground] We got a dropper!

Stabler

I had him!

Fin

Yeah, like Custer had the Indians.