George Huang quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Dr. Huang

[about Jason] He suffers from piquerism, counselor. The knife represents his penis. It is not disposable.

Dr. Huang

[about the use of sodium amytal] It's called False Memory Syndrome. I think of it as the power of suggestion run amok.

Dr. Huang

You can't rush Scheherazade.

Dr. Huang

There are 2 kinds of parents: those who will do anything to help their children, and those who will pay any amount to have someone do it for them.

Dr. Huang

Lots of divorces start at drunken wedding receptions.

Dr. Huang

Do you gamble, Elliot?

Elliot Stabler

Only with birth control.

Dr. Huang

Some geneticists theorise that violence is inherited.

Benson

It's not my fault. I was just born to kill.

Benson

[about a man who was convicted of rape and murder] Does he have a choice? Does anyone?

Dr. Huang

You don't hurt people, Olivia. You protect them. You're proof that we do have a choice.

Benson

Or ... or maybe I'm just lucky.

Benson

What exactly is a gorgon?

Dr. Huang

Are you familiar with Medusa?

Stabler

Glenn's abuser is a woman.

Dr. Huang

Most species aren't naturally monogamous.

Munch

That explains my marital history.

Dr. Huang

He may believe he's in a relationship that doesn't even exist.

Munch

Sounds like me with my 4 ex-wives.

Dr. Huang

I'm not confident with calling the suspect a serial killer.

Fin

How many guys she gotta whack until you're confident?

I need your advice.

Dr. Huang

Lie down on the couch.

Not that sort of advice.

Stabler

It's not coercion.

Dr. Huang

You pushed Kevin into a psychotic break so I would drug him so you could coerce his confession.

Stabler

I did what I had to do to save that boy.

Dr. Huang

Great. What are you gonna do next? Bash in people's skulls to make 'em talk?

Stabler

You know, your way, Adam wouldn't have been found until he was starved to death.

All right, that's enough, both of you. Did the medication hurt Kevin?

Dr. Huang

No.

Then what's the harm?

Dr. Huang

Unless a court forces him to, it's Kevin's choice whether to take it. We don't have the right to make that decision for him.

Stabler

Do me a favor. Stop treatin' this perp like he's your patient.

Dr. Huang

He became my patient the second I gave him that injection!

Stabler

Then do me a favor. Start thinkin' about the victims here. The kid he kidnapped. The 2 people he stabbed. They're your victims, Doc! Not Kevin!

Dr. Huang

You made Kevin a victim, and I'm gonna testify on his behalf if this goes to trial, which Kevin will win since you handed the defense its case!

Stabler

How'd I do that?

Dr. Huang

They're gonna make you say that he wasn't rational until he was medicated, which means he's not responsible for his actions before then. You get it now?!

Whatever this is, let's be careful not to say Muslim men like to burn their wives.

Munch

No. If they want to burn people, they fly an airplane full of gasoline into an office building.

Dr. Huang

Excuse me, but they were extremists.

Munch

Sorry. But my next door neighbor's Iranian. At airports, even he's scared when he sees Middle Eastern passports. I mean, let's get real. People know it's wrong, but they think it anyway.