Chester Lake quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Lake

[to Fin] I'm not saying I didn't see crazies in Brooklyn, but you guys are cuckoo magnets.

Fin

Any ships left yet today?

[about a ship] No, she's the first one out.

Lake

Stop the lines.

You nuts?! Why? [Lake flashes his badge] [over radio] Stop the lines.

Now, will there be a trial?

Lake

Count on it.

Televised?

Fin

You bet.

Look! Look. [the three look ahead; squad cars and the press approach] They're already here. Just for me.

Fin

Now you're really gonna be famous.

Benson

What's going on?

I've been temporarily reassigned. Chief of D's office.

Benson

Why?

You aided your fugitive brother, Elliot covered up his kid's DUI, Fin's stepson butchered two people and walked. Somebody's gotta take the heat.

Benson

But we're the ones who screwed up.

On my command. 1PP calls that "failure to supervise".

Benson

That's insane!

Stabler

You want insane? Guess who they put in charge.

Munch

I had nothin' to do with that! If drafted, I will not run, if elected, I will not serve.

Fin

You are lyin' like a politician. You took the Sergeant's' exam right behind our back. What's up with that?

Munch

I took it last year on a bar bet.

[hands Munch his key] Enjoy your new office, Sergeant Munch. Don't let the power get to your head.

Lake

It was an honor serving under you, sir.

I'm not dead yet, Detective Lake.

Stabler

We'll get you back, Captain.

Try and behave yourselves.

Stabler

Earl Romaine, you're under arrest for the rape of Shane Mills.

Screw you.

Lake

Sorry, you're not his type.

Fin

[Looking at an internet photo of Lake in a boxing ring.] Get outta here. That's not you.

Lake

Bet your ass it is.

[reads] "Naptime Wins in A.C."

Fin

What, they call you Naptime because your boring stories put everybody to sleep?

Fin

Kona woulda beat yo' ass.

Lake

I would've held my own ... for a couple of rounds.

Fin

I would've liked to see that. Don't expect me to cry at your funeral.

Lake

The earring was hawked by Sunshine Smith, who lives at 6789 Peekaboo Lane. That's a fairy tale, friend.

Now that you read it back to me, it does sound a tad bit suspicious.

Lake

Man, you know it's illegal for underage kids to pawn.

Hey, guy gotta eat.

Fin

You need to go on a diet.

Lake

[to himself] I'm gonna blow your freakin' brains out.

[Overhearing] You better not be talkin' to me.

Benson

Take the deal, Lauren. It's a way out.

No.

Benson

Why the hell not?

Because those who fight monsters better make damn sure they don't become them. [pulls out her gun]

Lake

GUN!!