Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Dr. Warner

The only explanation is a technique called "Electro-ejaculation".

Fin

I don't like the sound of that.

Dr. Warner

[picks up a metal rod attached to a power box] Nothing to it. Insert this end in the rectum and electric shock causes an involuntary ejaculation.

Munch

I thought I'd heard of every sex crime.

Fin

Damn, who thinks this stuff up?

One time, this big boy, he pushed Sean. He fell down.

Fin

What was the big boy's name?

I don't know. But he's bad. I saw him smoking.

[Displays bagged scissors] Found these in the school dumpster.

Fin

She means I found them under the tuna casserole. All she did is stand and point.

Stabler

In the 6 months since Zoe and Kate took St. Victor's to court, the whole family's been harassed. They've even changed their phone numbers twice.

Fin

Didn't do any good. Broken windows, graffiti on the doors. Zoe's filed 6 reports. Nobody's ever been charged.

Munch

Since when did New York become a red state?

Fin

But Zoe wanted to make a point. Take the school to court. Win one for the cause.

Munch

Someone's got to fight the fight.

Fin

It shouldn't be an 8-year-old.

Man, I ain't carrying, all right? And you can search me.

Munch

(Opens a front-loading washing machine and finds dozens of packets of crystal meth) Look at what I found.

Fin

Oughtta be worth a couple of grand.

Can't pin that on me.

Fin

Yeah, but I might be able to pin a murder on you, DJ.

What?

Fin

The rape and murder of Monica Phelps.

No no no. I did not murder her.

Munch

(Studies bottles of detergent on top of the machine) So what should I use? Lemony goodness, or Mount Stream?

(to underage girl in motel room) Why don't you just take off your clothes, and we'll have ourselves a good time.

Stabler

(bursts into room with a drawn gun) Can we have a good time too?

Fin

(entering) Me too. I bet we can all have a lot of fun.

Benson

What do PMCs do?

Munch

Profit from the fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Fin

Don't get him started on Dick Cheney again.

Nobody in my department cuts corners or goes for an easy close.

Fin

And that's your opinion, Captain?

And for your son's sake, you better be grateful it's the only thing that matters.

You and I need to talk.

Fin

Talk or yell?

That's up to you.

Fin

All this is about the family?

You're damn right it's about the family! Every last one of you is gonna have to be in that courtroom. You're gonna have to testify. Your lives out in the open for everyone to judge, same way you all been doing to me since day one. [to Fin] They gonna know what kinda cop you are, and what kind of husband and father you weren't. They gonna know all about my brother's sexual habits and his collusion. And I guarantee once that comes out, everybody's gonna wonder why he's not being charged too. They gonna think his cop father has friends in your office, Ms. Novak. And I hope you have a damn good explanation, 'cause cover-up makes for a nice headline. Never mind a no-good mother is dead and her poor baby is missing, even though the baby is better off. So yeah, I'm going to prison, but not for as long as you think. 'Cause once Theresa Rendall takes that stand and has to tell the truth, that festering bitch is gonna have to claim me for the first time in her miserable life. And let's see her shake me after that. So you wanna bury me? You go right ahead, 'cause I'm taking you all down with me when you do.

No wonder your partner dumped you.

Stabler

What'd you just say to me?

You screwed her, and now you're tryin' to screw me. [Stabler punches him, and both detectives get into a fight] GET OFF ME!!

Fin

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! C'mon, guys! Easy! Easy!

[released from Stabler's grasp] Get off me! Get off me!!

THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Blaine, my office. Now! [to his other detectives] Everybody, back to work! Fun's over! [walks up to Stabler] What've you got to say, Elliot?

Stabler

Either you get rid of him, or I quit!

You get changed, and get in my office.

[about Beck] What time did she get here?

Fin

She never left.

Munch

Some people should not be allowed to drink coffee.

Mr. Peters? Here? This late? You gotta be kidding. Partners are all outta here by happy hour.

Munch

Well, you got any idea where he might be?

He doesn't share his social calender with first year associates.

Fin

Come on, man. Help a brotha out. My Captain's gonna put me on permanent midnights if I don't find him.

And if I don't get this distribution exactly right, my ass will be on the street. Sorry, "brotha".

Munch

Guess the only color he cares about is green.

Fin

Van was registered to Frank Hovis of Albany. Unmarried, no kids, couple pops for assault.

Anything on Cinderella?

Fin

Nah. Maybe Frank's a tranny.

Munch

Cinderella's definitely a woman. Frank needs to join the Hair Club for Men.