Thomas quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Mathis is so deep in the closet, he went past Narnia.

[to Thomas Mathers] Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Lots of guys don't find a right girl.

Benson

That's true. I mean, being single's not easy.

You would not look at me twice if I asked you out, you would not give me a time of day, so don't pretend you understand what I'm going through. I don't need your pity.

Stabler

You're just looking for the right girl. And one day you'll rape her and live happily ever after.

Mr. Peters? Here? This late? You gotta be kidding. Partners are all outta here by happy hour.

Munch

Well, you got any idea where he might be?

He doesn't share his social calender with first year associates.

Fin

Come on, man. Help a brotha out. My Captain's gonna put me on permanent midnights if I don't find him.

And if I don't get this distribution exactly right, my ass will be on the street. Sorry, "brotha".

Munch

Guess the only color he cares about is green.