Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Now, I did a lot of undercover work when I was in Narcotics. I know Fin did, too. The key to undercover work...

... is to choose an identity as close to your own as possible. I know the drill, detectives.

Right. Sorry, Captain, I just didn't know they had, y'know, tape recorders when you graduated the Academy.

Fin

At least we didn't have to inflate his bank account because he hasn't spent a dollar of his captain's pay on his wardrobe.

Thank you very much for your help, fellas, but I gotta prepare for my "cyber-date".

Fin

Knock it out, killa.

I heard that.

Fin

My rope man in CSU got something.

You have a rope man?

Fin

Yeah. [pause] Maybe I've been at this job too long.

Hey, so that no-name cell Christine called? I ran down the other incomings. It's a bunch of Wall Street guys ordering "deliveries" from the health food store.

Fin

Yeah? Let's go find out what kind of "protein powder" they're talkin' about.

We're pulling video, checking licenses, doing stop and frisks on white males...

Fin

That's a nice change of pace.

Fin

How's he holding up?

I don't know. I can't go in.

Fin

What?!

When Alejandro went into surgery, I thought I should call his father. When he saw me holding Alejandro's hand, he flipped out, said he was the next of kin, and had me thrown out of the room.

Fin

Where is he?

Dad...

Fin

He's a father, I'm a father; let me talk to him. Ken, for once let me do something for you. I got this.

[to the crowd as he is being arrested] This is a joke! NYPD got so jammed up with their hooker scandal, they'll do anything they can to distract from it.

Munch

You don't know when to shut up.

Court of public opinion, baby - that's my wheelhouse.

Fin

Shutting down rapists - that's ours.

You're arresting Santa? Come on!

Fin

Should have called your reindeer!

Fin

I don't wanna move.

Benson

It's 6 feet, Fin.

You're all still too complacent. I've said before, I'll say it again. It's a new year, I wanna shake things up.

Fin

I like my old desk.

Well, we can get you a grief counselor.

Fin

So what do we do now?

Munch

We wait.

For what?

Benson

The inevitable.

Benson

It's all about control. I mean, they do their own investigations. If the school decides no crime has been committed, it's dropped. No press, no police.

We need to go after the school.

Fin

And charge 'em with what?

That's the great part about being a D.A.: I don't have to decide that right now.

Fin

We were making our last buy from Escobar. Somebody must have ratted me out. The next thing I know I got a .38 pressed against the back of my head. Luis jumped in. The gun went off. He got hit twice, in the hip and the knee. I left Narcotics that day.

It wasn't your fault.

Fin

Yeah, just like it wasn't my fault with Rollins? Do yourself a favor, Nick: Walk behind me.

Benson

What happened?

Munch

Fear won out.

I'm sorry.

Fin

It's not on you. It's just the way it is.

[about Lindsay Anderson] Last night I friended her on Facebook.

Fin

Tell me she poked you.

Fin

Hey, Muñoz sends out some selfies, that's not a sex crime. All I know is I don't wanna see any more of 'em.

It's more than that. This clown wants to be mayor. He opened himself up to blackmail. This could just be the tip of the iceberg.

I think we saw more than just the tip.

Dr. Warner

So, it turns out she's a lesbian. He's transgender. And we found the murder weapon lodged in his anal canal.

Benson

Hey, try the hot soppressata.

Fin

My favorite is still that Sherling guy we found humping that passed out vic. [the others laugh] And he tells me, "I thought she was dead." Turns out it just a little co-fetish.

Benson

Hey guys, uhm, maybe we don't talk shop?