Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Dr. Warner

After sex, most men feel the urge to urinate, which clears the urethra. He didn't get the chance. And the amount of fluid is consistent with his having ejaculated very recently.

Fin

Melinda, English?

Dr. Warner

He came, and then he went.

I didn't want to announce this until Nick's situation got resolved, but it's done, and so am I. I'm leavin'.

What? Now?!

Hey, is this part of the deal? Was this their pound of flesh? Because if it is...

No, no, no. No. This is my call.

Fin

Where you gonna go, Cap'n?

Around the world, actually. Eileen has 2 tickets for a 6-month cruise, and I have enough accrued leave to take me through my mandatory retirement date. If I stay, I make less than if I leave.

Cap, cruise. Okay. If anyone's earned it.

I'm proud of my time here. And I'm honored and grateful to have worked with the finest unit of detectives I've ever known. Nick, you're gonna get through all this. You're too good a cop and too good a man not to. Amanda, I was never sorry that I brought you up from Atlanta. I would do it again. And, Fin, what can I say? For a guy who never should've been an SVU detective, you're okay.

Fin

Right back at you, Captain. Nobody could ever take your place.

Well, for the meantime, Detective Benson will. She's ready. Now, it's not easy going from player to coach, so don't bust her chops. [to Benson] But if they do, you bust 'em right back.

Rebellious teenagers, forbidden love...

Fin

West Side Romeo and Juliet.

We know how well that turned out.

[reads adoption records] Charles and Alexa Smith, One East 161st Street, Bronx, New York.

Fin

Really? I didn't know anyone lived at Yankee Stadium.

Fin

You're under arrest.

Arrest? For what?

Fin

Rape.

Of that boy? He's as queer as a $9 bill. Whatever he got, he wanted.

Not him - of Eddie Thorpe.

You can't just come in here and start making accusations.

Fin

We're not. Eddie is.

Eddie? You think he's got the balls to testify with me staring right at him?

Not when he first got here, but you spent a few years toughening him up. Stand up. Let's go, coach. [Fin handcuffs him] Take it like a man.

Benson

[of Amaro and Rollins] Those two, I wish they'd just get a room already.

Fin

I'll pretend I didn't hear you say that!

Jimmy

Tutuola? Two T's. Two U's.

Fin

One ola.

Fin

Dohna was crystal clear when I talked to her. Frank must have gotten to her.

Benson

How?

She's Tibetan; for all we know, he called the Dalai Lama.

That for all of us?

Sonny

Oh yeah. Goat cheese and sun dried tomato.

Fin

Figured you for a pepperoni guy.

Sonny

I'm full of surprises.

So, she made one "first-timer" pornographic video.

In New Hampshire.

Fin

One of the few places you can still make porn without a condom.

Live free or die.

Fin

I've learned two things from my 15 years here at SVU. One, you can't take this job home with you.

I'm working on that.

Fin

Two, you can't take anyone from this job home with you.

[to Benson] You're in the hot seat, Sergeant.

Fin

You see that, that's why I never took the Sergeant's exam.

Sonny

Who wants to call the sergeant?

Fin

The new guy.

Sonny

Still?

A bunch of overgrown boys staring at a screen, pressing buttons. Isn't there a basketball game on or something?

Fin

You seen the Knicks lately?

Fin

They are not noobs.

Noobs?

Fin

Short for newbies.

Sonny

[rolling his eyes] Yeah, that's much shorter.