Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Fin

What are we waitin' on?

Stabler

Cragen. He says we don't touch the place until Greylek sees it, just in case IAB wants to screw with us again.

Munch

You sure Greylek's not on one of her "I gotta be at the crime scene" crusades?

Fin

[looks ahead] That's not Greylek.

Benson

Alex!

What have we got?

I still don't understand what I did wrong.

Fin

I'm throwin' you in a cage full of pedophiles. See if they can help you figure it out.

I've never seen that kid before in my life.

Pictures don't lie. We got him sitting on your lap.

I don't have anybody to watch my shop.

Benson

That's the least of your problems, baby raper. [she shuts the cell] Bet you didn't think NYPD would be hosting this year's Our Special Love convention.

Stabler

Hey, all you vermin! You can thank your leader, Kevin O'Donnell, for keeping such meticulous records. Enjoy, Kevin.

You can't leave me in here! [Benson shuts the cell] I want my lawyer.

Benson

She'll meet you in arraignment, tomorrow.

Chief Muldrew

"Special violence unit"?

Fin

Randall Carver's a leech.

Chief Muldrew

And you're a police officer. For how much longer is up to you.

Fin

I didn't rough him up.

You're saying the camera's lying?

Fin

You know what, gimme the rip. I don't care. I'm-a find this killer before another kid dies. [leaves]

Chief Muldrew

No. No, keep on goin', Tutuola. Out the door, on to your next career. I'm sure you'll enjoy being a mall cop.

Fin

Okay, I'm sorry. I lost my cool with Carver and I shouldn't have.

Chief Muldrew

Now, go say it again to that asswad who's making our lives Hell!

[is yelling on a bullhorn outside the police station] SVU what do you say? How many kids gonna die today?

Fin

[to Munch] Hold this [hands Munch a box] Gonna see how far I can kick that bullhorn up his ass.

Munch

Don't dirty your shoe, Fin.

Benson

How about a threesome?

You got a hot girlfriend stashed somewhere?

Benson

I got a hot boyfriend.

That's not really my scene... but I'll try anything once.

Hey! I'm not into S&M!

Fin

You're under arrest, idiot.

Any idea what I'm looking for?

Fin

No.

You owe me.

Fin

Don't I always?

Benson

Who you calling?

Stabler

Hardwicke. Seeing what we should do with Chuckles here.

Fin

I'm ahead of you. Hardwicke's in Albany meetin' with the AG. The temp ADA's on the way.

Stabler

Well, hopefully, it's somebody who knows how to sort through this mess.

How 'bout me, hon? Messes are my specialty. [enters the squad room] Hey, Stabler. Miss me?

Benson

[surprised] Sonya, what are you doin' here?

You mean, how did I escape the drunk tank?

Stabler

No, she means, why us?

Fin

How'd it go?

Stabler

Sandra's the queen of denial, and Hank is a human hand grenade ready to explode.

Fin

If Cragen hadn't stepped in yesterday, he would've blown. Too bad. [Stabler smirks at him] I got a son too, remember?

The guy's not dumb. He went to law school.

Fin

Since when was that mutually exclusive?

Stabler

I get that Engels was traumatized, but why kidnap an innocent girl?

Dr. Huang

Control. His parents' deaths and his brother's kidnapping took it from him; this is his way of getting it back.

Fin

A-hole couldn't get a hobby?

Stabler

Want me to cut my vacation short?

Benson

No, I'm covered. I'm good.

Stabler

Well, Fin may have your 6, but he's definitely not me.

Fin

No, I'm better. I actually watch her back, and not her backside.

Fin

Hardwicke's in Miami at a Bar conference. Any idea who's our temporary ADA?

Novak

How 'bout one back from the dead?

Stabler

Casey Novak!

Novak

Alive, and fairly well.

Hunter

Hey, speaking of family, do you have a sister who teaches here?

Munch

No, why?

Hunter

There's a calculus teacher who looks a lot like you. [menacing] Maybe I'll have her next year.

Fin

Not where you're going. [loads him into a police car] Watch your head.

Munch

Did he just threaten my hypothetical sister?

Apartment 1A. Arnold Savatsky. A level-2 offender.

Fin

Trick or treatǃ

[behind door] I'm not supposed to open the doorǃ

Fin

[knocks again] Policeǃ

Bein' a good boy.

Happy Halloween, Arnold. You plannin' on handin' out any candy today?

Come on. Every year the same thing? I know the drill. Stay inside, no costumes, no kids.

That's right, Arnold.

Fin

See you next year.

[knocks on another apartment door] Trick or treatǃ

Who wants a treat?ǃ

Fin

NYPD. What the hell you doin', Bozo? [the clown tries to shut the door, but Rollins stops him; Fin grabs the clown] Didn't your parole officer tell you not to open up the door on Halloween?ǃ