Capt. Deakins quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Goren

Pacemakers have to be removed before cremation. Otherwise, the lithium batteries explode. Gives off a toxic fume and could damage the cremation chamber.

Yeah, I heard silicon implants had to be removed. My buddy Martinelli in the 3-7 married a stripper.

Carver

Did the autopsy on Mr. Ferguson prove he'd been frozen, then thawed?

The autopsy proved when it comes to medical science, you're better off asking The Magic 8-ball.

The guy's a prosecutor. He knows losing a case is part of the game.

Eames

There's losing, and then there's losing to your wife.

Goren

And then there's getting your balls handed to you on a platter.

Eames

They drove around for half an hour and then went back to Garcia House.

Goren

They let one of them out. He had to go to the bathroom, so they let him take a pee off the pier.

Off the pier? That's compassion.

Well, it's nice to see kids reading the classics.

Eames

And learning all the wrong lessons.

Rodgers

They're obscure, potentially lethal zoonotic viruses, meaning they're found in animals.

Anything I could catch from my local vet?

Rodgers

Not unless he's been in the Southern Hemisphere playing fetch with flying bats.

Eames

Money's just been flying out of her pocket. Dance lessons, voice coaches--

Goren

She's servicing a long-suppressed ambition.

To star in the uptown Y's production of Mame?

Goren

[Describing a person they've just met] And the facial tic-- it's, uh, disarming. The more anxious he gets, the worse it gets. If it's like most simple motor tics, it developed in early childhood.

[To Eames] See what you missed?

Goren

Last time he tried to kill himself, his kids stopped him. This time, he was fighting chemistry. And chemistry won.

Murder by suicide.

Goren

"Tortious interference". A lawyer?

Worse. A Texas lawyer.

Barek

That's one of the johns that Logan picked out.

[About Logan] He's one of those cops. Always looking for the crook in the room.

Goren

He resisted the cavity search.

I don't blame him.

It's an honor to meet you. An honor to work on Major Case.

At ease, soldier.

What are we talking about, some kind of Manson family?

Eames

If the Manson family shopped on Madison Avenue.

Barek

None of them were sexually assaulted, just like our Jane Doe.

This perp gets stranger.