[When an ex-detective is arrested for murder.]
So much for passing out brains with those gold shields.
A character in Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Jamey Deakins
Law & Order: Criminal Intent · 798 quotes
In 15 of the 798 quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Most scenes with: Robert Goren (4), Alexandra Eames (4)
[When an ex-detective is arrested for murder.]
So much for passing out brains with those gold shields.
[Upon hearing that packets of artificial sweetener were poisoned.]
The killer was targeting people on diets?
[regarding the complexity of the investigation] When we catch this guy, he's going to owe me a bottle of aspirin.
Convenience store. A gun's practically standard equipment.
[Deakins watches Goren toying with a piece of leather, angling it up to the light.]
Beaming signals to the mother ship?
[Deakins walks into an office and sees a line of files of victims Goren and Eames have found.]
So this is it. The rest of the iceberg.
Last December, Wieger and Nawrocki both made calls to the Development Office of Pelham University.
Development? Isn't that the Ivy League word for hitting people up for money?
The club is connected, Captain.
The magic gut speaks.
Since when does a 20-year old debutante use the word "dagger?"
Maybe she read it in a fashion magazine.
[to Goren] Did you tell Kenneth Strick he plucks his eyebrows?
Yes. [to Eames] He does, right?
[Eames nods to Deakins.]
Well, he complained to the Mayor.
Even if he was their chauffer, you see them getting mixed up with Bello's voodoo?
Oh, we're just observing phenomena. Not explaining it.
Shirt's chambray, size large.
Well, that fits Eddie Malloy.
Fits me, too.
Yeah, but you're not dating a widow with $40 million.
[Reviewing the photocopy of a donation Eames made during a recent First Responders benefit]
Here's the check for the First Responders benefit, front and back.
[Reading over her shoulder] Five hundred bucks. Who's Terry?
My date.
[Deakins and Goren look at her.]
Well, what was I supposed to do while I was pregnant? Sit home and knit?
The lab said Neminger was poisoned with three vials of samarium-153. It's an isotope used on bone cancer. You can get it at any hospital or university radiology department.
Any reports of missing isotopes?
No.
Don't tell me they don't track this stuff.
I guess not.
Somebody's not reading the news.
She keeps taking money out every week until December. And the same thing happens. She stops paying, she gets sicker.
Here again, in February, when she starts paying again, she gets better.
Someone's playing her health like a yo-yo to get money out of her.
Must be a trick you learn in nursing school.
Robert GorenVincent D'Onofrio · 327 quotes
Alexandra EamesKathryn Erbe · 262 quotes
Mike LoganChris Noth · 119 quotes
Ron CarverCourtney B. Vance · 57 quotes
CDCapt. Deakins49 quotes
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