Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

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No, too short. Surveillance is my strong suit.

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Housekeeping. Ready or not--

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You know us. We're the NYPD. We lie all the time. And we're good at it.

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[To Goren] Listen to you. What did you think you were doing here? A catch-and-release program?

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I didn't take this job to get noticed.

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Big day for little women.

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The maid said he was good looking. This makes him look like all three of the Three Stooges.

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For once, I was really hoping you were wrong.

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Here it comes, Necedrol headache number 14.

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There they go, down the rabbit hole.

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AA meeting book, there're meetings marked off. If I were in this family, I'd probably drink too.

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Suspicious dust balls?

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Promise me a margarita when this is all over.

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A divorce judge. The gift that keeps on giving.

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I love everything about this job but that. Buddy-boy system.