Mike Logan quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Logan

Oh, the Patriot Act. Yeah, well, I read that in its original title, 1984.

Logan

That guy? He would have been worth another 10 years on Staten Island.

Logan

[about Wallace]: 18 murders. Wow. Beauty, brains and a complete psycho....my dream girl.

Logan

You see that guy next to partner? [While Deakins and Barek watch outside the interview room] That's my boss, and if I don't come through for him, he gonna boot my ass back to Staten Island.

Logan

Have smack, will travel.

Logan

Well. I guess we go to the show part of show and tell.

Logan

Geez, all I got for my birthday was a transistor radio.

Logan

[to Dr. Ansel] Not to mention, the only reason you're here is because your parents went back to the drawing board after your brother died. That's a race you can never win.

Logan

[to Leo Ansel] Maybe if you hadn't treated her like a spare tire, she wouldn't be in this mess.

Logan

It's rainin' hookers.

Logan

Geez, I never thought I'd envy the dead.

Logan

This backstage, it should be on stage. They'd sell more tickets.

Logan

Do you suppose any of those tears are for her daughter? [Barek says nothing] Yeah, me neither.

Logan

Lot of foot traffic. What do you think, a bake sale?

Logan

So here we are, the sorcerer and her apprentice.