Elizabeth Rodgers quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Dr. Rodgers

Metcalf still had his hands and feet. His head was up in San Francisco. The rest of him is at a research lab in Maui. Some people have all the luck.

Dr. Rodgers

Once again, Detective Goren has an irritating way of being right.

Dr. Rodgers

[to Goren] Even though I kick myself every time I say this, you were right.

Rodgers

Of those, I identified 14 cancer patients who statistically should be alive if they received the right dosage of chemotherapy. 9 families gave me permission to exhume the bodies.

Goren

Only 9. You must have some bedside manner.

Rodgers

There's a reason I work with dead people.

Rodgers

They're obscure, potentially lethal zoonotic viruses, meaning they're found in animals.

Anything I could catch from my local vet?

Rodgers

Not unless he's been in the Southern Hemisphere playing fetch with flying bats.

Goren

These cuts on the tops of her wrists. Now if she was defending herself-- [puts his hands up, palms outward]

Bishop

[hard] You mean "defending herself like a girl". What if she was defending herself like a boxer? [puts up her hands, palms inward]

Rodgers

Score one for the new kid.

Goren

So they got it from the same girl.

Rodgers

Unless toilet seats and doorknobs are making a comeback.

I'm warning you, doctor, if you faint, I'm not responsible.

Rodgers

I'll try to control myself. By the way, your production of Aida five years ago? One of the best nights of my life.

Rodgers

Lennie Briscoe took me.

Barek

There is ash on their forehead.

Rodgers

Frankincense. And almond oil on their lips.

Barek

Some kind of Last Rites?

Rodgers

A killer worried about their afterlife?

Logan

He should've worried about his own.

Rodgers

You alright, detective?

Logan

Hm? Yeah. I got a rash.

Rodgers

You mind if I look?

Logan

Go ahead.

Rodgers

It might be impetigo.

Rodgers

You feel feverish. You want, I could examine you.

Logan

Yeah, well, maybe when I'm dead.

Logan

You telling me someone killed him with two punches?

Dr. Rodgers

Exsanguination.

Logan

I love it when you talk Latin, Rodgers.