Capt. Deakins quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

If coincidence were evidence--

Put the bloodhounds on her.

You were cleared, Mike. Anybody gives you any crap, they can talk to me.

I've got two weeks left on the job. I'm having some fun.

Goren

It could be a prison tattoo.

Eames

How could he get to prison without leaving his prints in the system?

How'd my luggage end up in Amarillo last Christmas?

Goren

His "arrangement with his wife" is that he gets to be a bad boy once a month, but then he has to tell her what he did.

Oh those wacky Belgians.

Eames

She also tasted positive for lithium.

Goren

Might have been for depression.

What's so depressing about being a crack whore?

What about you? Any dazzling insights you'd like to share?

Goren

Uh...no.

Carver

Charge them for a murder they didn't commit of a person who isn't dead? I can't begin to count the number of violations that would entail.

Mr. Carver. This man Dupont, or whatever his name is, has had us chasing our tails for a couple of weeks now. I don't know about you, but I do not like being made a fool of.

Goren

Payback is the healthy human response here.

Eames

The FDA analyzed the cyanide. it's all from the same batch, but they're still trying to get a line on where it came from.

Goren

I put out the word to my own sources.

What sources?

Goren

Watchdog groups who keep track of shipments of dangerous chemicals.

Eames

Tree-huggers.

Goren

But from Saturday afternoon, not a peep from her.

Maybe she had laryngitis.

Eames

The only way Edward can sell that building is if the old man cleared out.

So they burn him out. I'll have to remember this the next time my mother-in-law comes for a visit.

This guy has a death wish and he's going to take someone down with him.

Eames

We can always hope he gets the order mixed up and shoots himself first.

[to Goren] Did you tell Kenneth Strick he plucks his eyebrows?

Goren

Yes. [to Eames] He does, right?

Well, he complained to the Mayor.

Eames

The fake boils, the crucifixion pose, it was all just to throw us off.

Goren

It's impressive.

It's demented.

Goren

It worked.