G. Lynn Bishop quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Bishop

If you were showing me how to turn a friendly witness into a hostile one, you succeeded.

Bishop

After a week of killings, nothing like soft lights and a warm bath.

Bishop

A computer geek who can clone himself. Scary thought.

Bishop

$220 at a shot, sometimes $440, sometimes twice a night.

Eames

Are these late night withdrawals?

Eames

Cash machines at strip bars charge you a 10% premium. A $200 lap dance will cost you $220.

Goren

You see what you miss not working Vice?

Bishop

So you know, I did not enjoy that.

Goren

No? Eames would have.

Goren

If I'm not scrolling fast enough for you, be my guest.

Bishop

I'm sorry, I don't--

Goren

No, really, I don't mind. Eames likes to drive, so she drives. You want to scroll, scroll.

Goren

You sure you don't want to take the car?

Bishop

No, it's only two blocks over.

Goren

Your feet hurt. I notice, your toes are curling in your shoes.

Goren

These cuts on the tops of her wrists. Now if she was defending herself-- [puts his hands up, palms outward]

Bishop

[hard] You mean "defending herself like a girl". What if she was defending herself like a boxer? [puts up her hands, palms inward]

Rodgers

Score one for the new kid.

Bishop

If it's okay, I'd like to come with you.

Eames

Sure. You can carry me up the stairs.

I don't mess with collectibles. Check my rap sheet. Strictly TVs and toasters.

Bishop

But you knew about the Connors' stamp collection.

I know they keep money in banks, but I don't break in and steal it.

Bishop

Well, that's admirable.

Goren

Her laptop is missing. Is it in there?

Bishop

[Going through drawers in the victim's bedroom] Only two things in here with batteries. None of them's a computer.

Goren

[To Bishop] Croydon. McVee is another Croydon.

Bishop

Who's-- Who's Croydon?

Goren

He ran out on his wife. Hitchens used him to get at me. And the pattern. One, one, two-- it's Wally Stevens.

Bishop

I don't know what you're talking about.

Goren

He was an actuary. He had a pattern of five. Five-- five notes. Five ... pins. [Pauses.] Eames would have known.

Goren

Seven pounds, eight ounces.

Carver

[smiling] Excellent.

Bishop

It's great. You-- You should call her. I'll handle the booking.

Goren

[Regarding the dead P.I.] He taught social sciences at I.S. 44, 15 years ago.

Bishop

In the Bronx. Should have been enough excitement for two lifetimes.

Goren

Picket-fence play. Four players in a row, fifth dribbles behind. It's old school.

Bishop

Everything about Powell's old school. I think he stopped buying jackets when Wilt Chamberlain retired.