Danny McCoy quotes from Las Vegas

Do you know what it's like to have Big Ed Deline breathing down your neck every second of the day?

Danny McCoy

Well, yeah.

That's right. I forgot. He did catch us in bed. It was fun. We should do it again sometime.

S3 Viva Las Vegas

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Monica Mancuso

You know, Danny, I haven't seen Samantha Marquez here.

Danny McCoy

That's because she's not here.

She seems to have disappeared with all her clients, which I don't have to tell you means millions of dollars to the Montecito's bottom line. I need those clients here on opening night.

Danny

Nobody has seen or heard from Sam since she left.

Well, given your impressive background, I don't think you're going to have too much trouble tracking her down.

Danny

Well you don't know Sam. If she doesn't want to be found, she won't be.

What is she, all of four foot nothing? Find her!

Danny

Even if I did find her, what if she doesn't want to come back?

Then I'll poach her clients.

S3 Viva Las Vegas

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If that bitch thinks that she is going to get away with this, she has another think coming!

Danny

It looks like she already has.

S3 Viva Las Vegas

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Monica Mancuso

Who is she?

Danny McCoy

Who is who?

Come on. You wore the same suit yesterday. You have that pathetic, puppy dog grin on your face. My guess, some woman's got you by the 'nads. My advice: cut her loose. Women cannot be trusted.

Danny

Okay.

Hello? I know what I'm talking about.

S3 Whatever Happened To Seymour Magoon?

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So... you're my new boss.

Danny McCoy

Yep.

Mmm...[Delinda opens her blouse and showing her bra] So, uh, if I do this,you could fire me?

Danny McCoy

Yes!

[Delinda opens her blouse again] So I won't do that again.

Danny McCoy

Would you stop that, please.

Yes, sir, Mr. President.

Danny McCoy

.[Delinda walks away and opens her blouse again] Stop that.

S3 Mothwoman

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Danny McCoy

Have a seat.

Shouldn't I be handcuffed?

Danny McCoy

No. I'm just going to ask you a few questions.

Yes, you are the best sex ever. Have you ever done it in here?

Danny McCoy

No. No, I haven't.

I bet you have, and you probably invited a few people to watch. I'd try that. I bet it would be fun.

Danny McCoy

You know, you're the second person I've run into today that thought that.

So, you want to?

Danny McCoy

No! I'm trying to conduct an interview here, Delinda, so just --

Okay! I'm sorry!

Danny McCoy

Be professional. So, did you notice anything unusual at the video shoot?

I'm not wearing any panties.

S3 Bait And Switch

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Just so you know, before when I asked about you being sweet on me, I wasn't suggesting anything.

Danny McCoy

Yes you were!

You wish I was!

Danny McCoy

No, you were. The only thing that I wish is that we didn't have to beat around the bush. We're consenting adults, right?

Absolutely!

Danny McCoy

Absolutely. I mean, if we want to have sex with each other we should just say so.

Absolutely.

S3 Bait And Switch

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Danny McCoy

Sam, you heard of Sexiest Bachelors of Vegas calendar?

Yeah, of course.Everyone has. Roberto, my colorist,he has it up on the wall in his salon, and all the boys make bets on who they can get to bite the pillow first.

You're kidding?

No, he does pretty well for himself,actually.Last year, he nailed Mr. July, Mr. December....

Danny McCoy

So this is a- a gay calendar?

Yeah, it's the gayest.Why?

No reason.

You guys posed for the calendar?

Huh? No. You kidding?

She got you with the puppies?

Danny McCoy

They were so cute.

Danny...Danny...

What is it with boys and dogs...When does that come out?

We don't know what you're talking about.

Oh. You know what? I have to go.I don't have time for this.I have to go, uh, tell everybody. Heeehaaa!! [Sam laughs and runs away.]

DMDanny and Mike

Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam!

This is very, very, very bad.

Danny McCoy

This is worse than bad.

S3 Cash Springs Eternal

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I'm going to tell Mary about you and me.

Danny

What? Why?

I'm getting my ducks in a row.

Danny

I think you should tell your ducks to keep their bills shut. Have you been talking to Sam? What is this?

S3 Fidelity, Security, Delivery

How did you know?

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DDerek

Danny, you got a minute?

Danny

Yeah, what's up?

DDerek

Well, I just found out some of my colleagues aren't going to be able to make the wedding tomorrow.

Danny

I'm sorry to hear that.

DDerek

Yeah, well one of them was supposed to be my best man, and I would like you to step in.

Danny

Excuse me?

DDerek

Be my best man!

Danny

I don't know.

DDerek

You are the one who convinced me to marry Delinda, and you guys are such great friends. Come on!

Danny

Getting married was not my idea, Derek.

DDerek

You are so modest. I guess that's why Delinda likes you. She's like 'Danny, Danny, Danny.' It's all she ever talks about.

S3 Father Of The Bride

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Sam

I can't believe we don't have dates. I mean, look at us. We're hot. I know, I know, I'm hotter than you because I'm the whole package, but still. You should be able to dig up and old ho with that whole pretty boy thing you've got going on.

Danny

[sarcastically] Thank you.

Sam

Good luck with that.

Danny

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

S3 Father Of The Bride

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