Danny McCoy quotes from Las Vegas

Danny

What's this? You and Shannon? You learned nothing from that seminar?

Mike Cannon

The pot calling kettle. Who's talking?

Danny

Mine is a preexisting condition!

Danny McCoy

[kissing Delinda] Do you realize how great this is?

Delinda Deline

What? The sex?

Danny

The whole thing: sex, we like to hang out together, we make each other laugh.

Delinda

You going to waste time talking about feelings or you want to get busy?

Delinda

Before we start, since this is our first real date, let's pretend like we just met. That we're just getting to know each other.

Danny

That's kind of lame.

Delinda

No it's not! Just tell me something about you I don't already know. Something embarrassing.

Danny

I stole a pack of gum when I was eight.

Delinda

That's not embarrassing.

Danny

Okay, well top it!

Delinda

Okay. I once fell asleep in my own vomit.

Danny

Outstanding! [they high-five]

Ed Deline

Do you know how many laws you just broke?

Danny McCoy

I don't care. I only care about is getting Delinda back.

Ed

I'm just saying, I like the attitude. You just bought us some time. It'll force them to plan B.

Danny

What about our plan?

Ed

Our plan? Get my daughter back and kill them all.

Danny

Well, if he took the thing, he's obviously a thief.

Mike

So, what do you want to do?

Ed

I guess there's only one thing we can do. We're gonna steal it back, boys.

Ed

Listen, no one is going to jail, okay? All we're doing is simply reclaiming something that belongs to us, now are you in or out?

Danny

I'm In.

Mike

One condition, if we go to jail I get the top bunk.

Ed

If we go to jail you pretty boys wont have to worry about it, you wont be getting much sleep. :(laughs) know what I mean?

Danny

This is pretty light?

Mike

Well the dude hasn't eaten in the last 3000 odd years.

Danny

When you woke up she knocked you out ? Hehehe.

Mike

Yes and keep this between us.

Danny

Of course why will say that it is embarassing.

Mike

Great, thanks.

Danny

Mike Canon aka peanuthead got his ass kicked by a girl.