JBJoni’s Boyfriend
Hi, Joni.
Joni(gasps)
JBJoni’s Boyfriend
It’s me. Are you there?
Joni
Yes. Yes, I am.
JBJoni’s Boyfriend
I know you don’t wanna talk to me, but I wanna tell you something. Pick up the phone.
JBJoni’s Boyfriend
I thought maybe we could patch things up, Joni.
Joni
Oh, yes. We can, we can.
JBJoni’s Boyfriend
Well, I guess not. Look, I’m going away for a while. Uh, you won’t be able to call me, but…
Joni
No, no! Don’t hang up! No, don’t hang up!
JBJoni’s Boyfriend
I love you, Joni. Goodbye.
Joni
NO! (echoes then sobs)
Come on! Hurry up, otherwise we’ll be late for Joni’s exhibits.
Yeah, and we’re due at the cloaked Avenger’s wedding at 3pm. Can’t wait see what the cloaked wedding dress looks like.
I can’t believe Joni’s got the nerve to try and sell her paintings. Already, I mean she’s only been going to that art class for 2 weeks.
Yeah, I can’t believe we’re not DJs anymore. I don’t understand it. Every day at 2 o’clock Jerry would go off and be gone for at least an hour. Why did he have to come back at five past?
Yeah. Well, we’ll never know, will we? Best not to think about it.
Well, the main thing is that we raised the $200 and Wally repaired the building and Joni’s none the wiser.
Hmm. It has the certain naive charm. A primitive appeal that evokes cubism surrealism, and yet, remains defiantly…
A picture of Brad holding a dog over his.
This is so embarrassing, I mean, who’s gonna buy this, huh?
Well, according to the ticket, it’s already been sold.
Joni
Man’s Best Friend. You know, this was the first one to sell. I was gonna spend the money today on rewiring our building because, well, it was a bit of a death trap, but then when I came and looked this morning, I found that somebody had already rewired it. So I think I’m gonna spend all the money on myself. Oh. Gotta go.
Who the heck will pay $1,000 for a picture like that?
Come on, Tina. Look. Look. It’s obvious.
Hey! My mum’s just bought my dad a new extension lead for a strimmer. Now he can really get stuck into that scruffy bit of more grass behind the shed. Isn’t that
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I don’t know who to dress.
I think we’re getting into a rut here. I mean we’ve been in L.A. for months now and nothing seems to be happening for us.
Yeah. I think we need a change.
Joni Alert! Joni Alert! Joni Alert!
I thought she was in an assertiveness workshop!
I’m sorry, but that woman needs assertiveness like the desert needs sand.
Look at this place! It’s a tip!
Gosh, she’s gonna kill us!
Yeah, do you remember the last time she saw this place in a mess?
Joni
This place is a mess! Look at it! I mean don’t you ever clean it up? It’s disgusting! (to the rest of the band mates) Listen up, everybody! The terms of your lease say that this place must be kept clean or I can throw you out at any time.
I’ve got to go and see a man about the goose.
Joni
Oh, no, no, no, no, no you don’t! No!
Joni
Hi, guys.
Erm. How was the assertiveness course?
Joni
Hmm? What course? All that. No. I didn’t go, didn’t go, I couldn’t. Not since I tried meditating while driving and, oops, ran my car into the ditch.
Joni
Car was the total right off. So, place is looking good, by the way.
Are you alright? You’re not injured. Anything not.
Especially like in the brain.
Joni
Oh, no. I’m okay. As a matter of fact, I’ve never been more okay and all my life. Especially since I met the tow truck guy. Yep, loves me a truck.
Okay, Joni. What’s his name? What does he do and where does he come from?
Joni
His name is Jim who lives in Arizona and he doesn’t just drive a tow truck. He raises snakes for the movies.
Joni
And that’s not all. We’re getting married!
Joni
Yeah. Isn’t that great? Jim Bob and I were so in love. We’re just gonna sell up and start at this snake ranch in Tucson.
Sell up? You can’t do that. What’s gonna happen to us?
Don’t be selfish, Bradley. Congratulations. It’s amazing here.
Joni
Thanks.
What is gonna happen to us now?
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