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In 4 of the 159 quotes from L.A. 7
Most scenes with: Jo (3), Paul (3), Hannah (3)
Scenes with Mike 4
So here we are, on the trail of Paul’s ancestors that really famous family, the Cattermole’s.
Come on then. (to the woman) ‘Scuse me a minute. Could you tell us how to get to Ridgeback Woods?
WWoman
Ridgeback Woods? You don’t want to be going up there.
WWoman
Because things happen to people in those woods.
WWoman
Like weird things.
What sort of weird things?
WWoman
I don’t rightly know. Only I heard about noises, people disappearing, twigs in funny shapes, wobbly camera work.
WWoman
Ruck sacks with gooey stuff in them bobble hats.
Do you think she’s trying to tell us something?
(to Mike) ‘Scuse me. Hi. We’re trying to find Ridgeback Woods. What, are you gonna start going weird on us as well?
MMike
You wanna find Ridgeback Woods?
That’s what I just said, you hoof.
MMike
There’s something you need to know.
MMike
Well, they say that some actors were given a camera and sent out into the woods to make this movie, but some people who disappeared in the woods while making a movie.
Sounds like it’s been done before.
MMike
Then when the lights start to fade, that’s when the weird noises started to happen.
(hiccups) Oh. Sorry. Fizzy lemonade.
MMike
Anyhow, they go out of the woods and they started to make this film. Well, pretty soon, they got lost in the night. That’s when the weird things started happening. (He imagines the man walked in the woods and got lost in the night) First, one of them disappears. (He imagines one of them disappears as the man says “I’m so scared.”) Then they all disappear. (He imagines that they all disappear and the man says “There you are.”) The only thing that was left was the tapes from the film that they were making, and the tapes from the other film that the other people were making when they disappeared.
So they disappeared up their own film.
MMike
Nobody knows. But there’s this website where you can read all about it. At least there was a website.
Don’t tell me and that’s disappeared as well.
MMike
Exactly. Scary, huh?
Well, I still want to go and see if my relatives are still living there.
MMike
If they are still there, I’m pretty sure they won’t be living.
I just think we were lost in the woods.
RPRachel and Paul
So did I.
(screaming) I just think we were lost in the woods!
JJJo, Jon and Bradley
So did I.
AAll
We were lost in the woods!
Nothing doesn’t make a noise like that.
Maybe it’s something then.
Yeah, but what sort of something?
A mouse with big clumpy boots on?
Paul. Paul, go and see what it is.
Jon, can I see what it is?
MMike
Hey there. Thought I’d come to see how you’re getting on.
The monsters have got him. I know it.
The monster that doesn’t exist got him.
(calling) Bradley! Bradley!
Oh, guys! Is that monster gone yet?
Oh. I got some good news for you, guys. I found some petrol.
NNewscaster
Tonight on CBC Newsline, from the infamous Ridgeback Woods which has so far claimed the lives of 15 documentary camera crews. We report an amazing story of Survival. We reveal how the English Pop Group the S Club 7 actually went into those spooky woods and stayed for the entire night without disappearing. We go now to an eyewitness report.
MMike
I warned them not to go in the woods, but they insisted on it! They’re cool. They’re pretty cute too.
NNewscaster
Was it brave? Or was it reckless? Or was it all part? More on this incredible story after these words.
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