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Tina, Paul and others in “Goodbye Hollywood”

Tina

Hey! My mum’s just bought my dad a new extension lead for a strimmer. Now he can really get stuck into that scruffy bit of more grass behind the shed. Isn’t that

Paul

Wow. Epic.

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I don’t know who to dress.

Jo

I think we’re getting into a rut here. I mean we’ve been in L.A. for months now and nothing seems to be happening for us.

Jon

Yeah. I think we need a change.

Bradley

Joni Alert! Joni Alert! Joni Alert!

Paul

I thought she was in an assertiveness workshop!

Jon

I’m sorry, but that woman needs assertiveness like the desert needs sand.

Tina

Look at this place! It’s a tip!

Hannah

Ah!

Tina

Gosh, she’s gonna kill us!

Rachel

Yeah, do you remember the last time she saw this place in a mess?

Joni

This place is a mess! Look at it! I mean don’t you ever clean it up? It’s disgusting! (to the rest of the band mates) Listen up, everybody! The terms of your lease say that this place must be kept clean or I can throw you out at any time.

Paul

I’ve got to go and see a man about the goose.

Bradley

More milk.

Joni

Oh, no, no, no, no, no you don’t! No!

Joni

Hi, guys.

All

Hi.

Jo

Erm. How was the assertiveness course?

Joni

Hmm? What course? All that. No. I didn’t go, didn’t go, I couldn’t. Not since I tried meditating while driving and, oops, ran my car into the ditch.

Joni

Car was the total right off. So, place is looking good, by the way.

Paul

Are you alright? You’re not injured. Anything not.

Bradley

Especially like in the brain.

Joni

Oh, no. I’m okay. As a matter of fact, I’ve never been more okay and all my life. Especially since I met the tow truck guy. Yep, loves me a truck.

Rachel

Okay, Joni. What’s his name? What does he do and where does he come from?

Joni

His name is Jim who lives in Arizona and he doesn’t just drive a tow truck. He raises snakes for the movies.

Hannah

Wow That’s…weird.

Joni

And that’s not all. We’re getting married!

All

Married?

Joni

Yeah. Isn’t that great? Jim Bob and I were so in love. We’re just gonna sell up and start at this snake ranch in Tucson.

Bradley

Sell up? You can’t do that. What’s gonna happen to us?

Tina

Don’t be selfish, Bradley. Congratulations. It’s amazing here.

Joni

Thanks.

Tina

What is gonna happen to us now?

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