Jorge quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

[showing moldy lemons] Look what's in the box. Who turns the produce over? Who rotates the freshness?

That's my staff.

Really? [tosses the lemons away] Fuck me! Seriously?

Why throw my lemons like that for? Why are you taking my product and throwing it away?

THEY'RE MOULDY, YOU PILLOCK! Do you want to see some more? Stay there! Chicken. [smells the chicken] Fucking hell! Look at this. What's this for? [Shows dehydrated potatoes] When were those made?

Those were made today. Those are not going to be served to the public.

They're not going to be served to the public.

I'm telling you that I'm not going to serve those!

So you're saving them for what? Talk to me then.

Those were from this morning.

YOU BULLSHITTING LITTLE FUCKER!!

You're the little fucker! I'm telling you, those were made today.

Oh, right!

If you don't fucking believe me, that's your responsibility.

Okay, so, you're lying through your teeth!

I am not lying through my teeth.

Yes, you are! You can't even tell me the truth. Do you know why? Because you don't know and you're a fucking joke!

[throws the potatoes away] You're a joke too, man!

Are you going to walk off then?

All you're doing is hammering it!

Do you know what? What upsets me more than anything is that you don't realise you're playing at running a restaurant. And the minute you start looking at yourself in the mirror and stop blaming the people around you, the quicker you may get this place turned around. Got it? Good! Fucking joke!

Okay, so you do the frying station.

I will not absolutely cook a chicken wing.

What's that?

I don't feel comfortable frying a chicken wing.

Why not?

Unless she wants to put on a pair of orange shorts and go out there serve it.

They're here to train us, okay. Are you going to turn around and give them a hard time? Check yourself before you check them out, okay? Not going to ask you again. (interview) He has this huge ego about frying chicken which is really irrelevant. He's here to do what I tell him to do, not what he wants to do.

What's going on?

You put a bunch of fucking chicken wings on the menu and I think somebody ought to fucking put on some orange shorts out there and serve it.

Okay, so how about a little bit of respect and showing these two guys?

Well how about a little fucking respect a fine dining restaurant and not put fucking chicken wings on the menu?

A fine dining restaurant?

Are you fucking listening to us?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Who do you think I am? A guy who knows when a menu sucks!

How dare you get jumped up and tell the owners that the menu's shit because you think you know better? Well, why aren't you doing better? Why haven't you got your own restaurant? How about having the intelligence to calm down and to start again?

Is that possible? Yes or no?

It's possible.

Will you do it? Yes or no?

Yes.

Thank you.

This is fucking ridiculous!

Come on, Matt. I know you hate the wings but just serve them please. Hate me, don't hate the wings.

You got your orange shorts? Orange shorts!

Cut the shit till the end of service. Okay big boy?

Come on!

Hey you, why do you want to fuck around and take the piss? Let me tell you something really important.

What's that?

Yeah. I've fucking forgotten more than you know. Just serve the food and shut the fuck up, smart-arse!

Matt, what is the big deal?

I'm trying to have a good time.

You're not having a good time, you're making life tough.

I'm having a good time.

Why is he acting like that?

Because he's a jackass. (interview) Matt is beyond the weakest link. You're here to do a job, do it!

Pork belly's in the window.

Matt, that's overcooked. I know you don't care but I do. And you're supposed to be working hard tonight to get this place turned around. Why are you now trying to sabotage it? Mr Shitter who thinks he can't fucking cook a chicken wing! Can't even drop a piece of pork belly in the fryer. Look at it, dry, piece of overcooked pork belly! You're going to start sending us down.

Matt, you're seriously want to fuck me over right now?

No.

Why are you being a piece of shit with me?

(interview) I don't know if there's something wrong with Matt or not. I'm not a violent man by any means, but if he fucks it up for me tonight, I will literally...do something.

Matt, why are you fucking up service tonight? You're making me look like shit.

Chill out with the fucking drama.

What did you say?

Chill out with the drama!

Get out of here! Right now! Get the fuck out, right now! You know what? That's it. (shoves Matt) Get out of here!

Alright, fine. That's cool if you're going to be serious like that. (leaves)

Matt, see you!