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Kitchen Nightmares · Season 1, Episode 15

Matt, Gordon and others in “Unfinished Business”

[During dinner service for relaunch night]

This is fucking ridiculous!

Come on, Matt. I know you hate the wings but just serve them please. Hate me, don't hate the wings.

You got your orange shorts? Orange shorts!

Cut the shit till the end of service. Okay big boy?

Come on!

Hey you, why do you want to fuck around and take the piss? Let me tell you something really important.

What's that?

Yeah. I've fucking forgotten more than you know. Just serve the food and shut the fuck up, smart-arse!

Matt, what is the big deal?

I'm trying to have a good time.

You're not having a good time, you're making life tough.

I'm having a good time.

Why is he acting like that?

MMelanie

Because he's a jackass. (interview) Matt is beyond the weakest link. You're here to do a job, do it!

Pork belly's in the window.

Matt, that's overcooked. I know you don't care but I do. And you're supposed to be working hard tonight to get this place turned around. Why are you now trying to sabotage it? Mr Shitter who thinks he can't fucking cook a chicken wing! Can't even drop a piece of pork belly in the fryer. Look at it, dry, piece of overcooked pork belly! You're going to start sending us down.

Matt, you're seriously want to fuck me over right now?

No.

Why are you being a piece of shit with me?

(interview) I don't know if there's something wrong with Matt or not. I'm not a violent man by any means, but if he fucks it up for me tonight, I will literally...do something.

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