Maureen quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

Jesus. It's like somebody's dropped sliced onions into boiling dishwater. Dreadful.

How's the French onion?

Off to a bad start unfortunately. It's like somebody's pissed in my soup.

That's not good, we'll take this away.

Guys, the French onion, he said it's like piss. The flavor he said was no good.

(to Mitch) I told you the onion soup wasn't right.

We know, I know.

But how are you going to educate these guys to do that right?

I don't know, I'll find out.

Bad, that's gross.

And it's not hot either.

That's part of the reason why I'm not coming back because it's watery.

(to Maureen) Mitch can be blind and I'm not kidding you. He's fucking me over here. All you have to do is do what I told you.

Yeah. Well, I'm not even going there, Dad.

What's in there?

Tenders.

Chicken tenders. Why is it all bubbly and slimy?

The chicken comes like that.

The chicken comes like that. Look how slimy it is, look how slimy it is. Look at it. Shit!

(interview) My God, it's ribid, it's so embarassing.

What is this? How can you serve that? It's like it's been left out for days and it's been attacked by cats.

I would never, never have put a spoon of anything in my mouth if I knew this was taking place.

(interview) It's shocking to see just the extent of cross-contamination. There's no check-up.

(to Chief) Sorry, Chief. You may be the chief, but I swear to God, there's one thing that Grasshopper hasn't got is a LEADER.

(interview) We should all be ashamed of ourselves. At this point in time, I'd like to shot the doors and just say, "You know what? Break it off."

(to Mitch, Maureen and Chief) Someone's got to help me here a little bit. I cannot help a situation who are not willing to help themselves, and you don't need me to come in here and turn your fridge upside-down. Mitch, if you're the one with the hands-on deck in this business, and you're (Maureen) supporting him, and you're (Chief) the mentoring figure, we're screwed.

We have people coming tonight. What are we going to do?

I can guarantee you one thing. I am NOT serving food tonight with that shit in there - no way.