A character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Chief Bookem
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · 920 quotes
9th most-quoted character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!: in 41 of its 920 quotes
Most scenes with: Mayor Len Blustergas (19), Tiff (17), Escargoon (14)
Please, take it down! I don't deserve this!
Sorry, Kawasaki. King's orders!
[Kawasaki whimpering]
Maybe we should give this diss thing a try.
And it sure beats having to buy him a present.
You do have a point there, Gus.
Kawasaki deserves a little dissing.
His food disses all our stomachs.
[Cappies laughing after throwing those pies at Chef Kawasaki]
[offscreen] Drop those pies!
[All the cappies exclaims in once]
I expect this from Dedede but not from you!
Oh.
Hello, Tiff.
We're only doing what the king said we had.
Tomorrow's your Appreciation Day, Chief Bookem. But I guess it's your Dis Day now.
Oh, that's alright. Don't bother.
I thought so.
Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.
Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next!
[King Dedede and Escargoon laughing evilly]
Oh dear.
He's worse than heartburn.
[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]
Kirby.
Oh no.
He looks barbecued.
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!
Oh.
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!
[All the Cappies exclaim in once]
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!
[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?
He was blown away by it, Sire.
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.
Huh?
In the market for a monster, Big D?
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.
You're joking, right?
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.
And wrap it up really pretty too.
You sure you guys are feeling all right?
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!
Who's it from?
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.
His what?
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.
This can't be true.
[Which leads King Dedede and Escargoon to drive into Cappy Town with their Royal Racecar]
I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.
He's public enemy number one.
He's destroying Cappy Town!
He's like a monster.
Is that so?
I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.
[Kirby throws a pan out the window, breaking it]
It is Kirby!
He does look kinda scary.
[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?
I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]
Wait, what are you gonna do!?
I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]
Sire, I was only kidding!
Hey you there, gumball!
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself and Dedede gasped]
You're much worse than Kirby.
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself, Escargoon screams and hides behind Dedede]
He destroyed headquarters...
[King Dedede's Royal Racecar crashed into Chief Bookem's police station, Doron escapes and exploding violently]
THERE GOES MY LIMO!!!
Thanks, Kirby.
Now what am I gonna drive?
They're wiped out.
[All the cappies talking at once]
I can't believe this.
I always knew Kirby was trouble, but this takes the cake. That boy's gone ballistic!
[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.
I don't believe it.
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.
[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!
It was a mistake to let you live here.
Maybe it's time for you to move on.
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!
[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?
He sure didn't save us this time.
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.
Cappy Town is in ruins.
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!
[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!
Poyo!
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.
This is catastrophic.
How can we survive, Meta Knight?
Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.
Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!
That's what this battleship's for, right?
We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.
Poyo.
This sounds crazy.
The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?
[the Cappies recoil in fear]
You want us to fight?!
I'm a chef, not a soldier!
I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!
Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.
I'm too old to volunteer.
I think I left my oven on!
My crystal ball needs polishing!
Gotta go pump some gas!
Good luck, Meta Knight!
[the Cappies run out of the Halberd in terror]
Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?
I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.
We have a right to be here, sister!
Yeah, this ship was built on my property.
What are you doing here?!
I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!
What else can we say? We're disgruntled.
I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!
Well we don't believe a word you say!
Do your duty, Chief.
I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.
They got thousands of those flyin' hub-cabs!
Maybe we should go back while there's still time.
I agree. There's no way we can win this.
We will not retreat. We must enter the fortress and fight to the finish!
It's awful quiet.
I wonder why nobody's attacking us.
Maybe they've given up.
Detecting something big, closing fast.
Look there!
Pooo...
[Nightmare, finally stepping out of the shadows after 98 episodes, makes himself known to the Halberd crew through a giant projection of himself]
eNeMeE...
Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!
Poyo!
[Nightmare laughs evilly]
Follow him.
[laughs] That liver sure made you shiver!
[brushing his teeth to get the taste of Kawasaki's cooking out of his mouth] I was completely disgusted!
Now you know how we feel about you!
[both laugh until they are suddenly interrupted by the Halberd's crew barging into the command center]
There's the monster delivery system!
Hey, what's goin' on?!
Kirby beat eNeMeE and now we're gonna destroy this place!
No way!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy gasps in shock and terror after having heard what Chief Bookem just said and makes a run for it]
King DededeKenichi Ogata · 331 quotes
EscargoonNaoki Tatsuta · 286 quotes
TTiff254 quotes
TTuff174 quotes
Meta KnightAtsushi Kisaichi · 84 quotes
NMN.M.E. Sales Guy77 quotes
KirbyMakiko Ohmoto · 75 quotes
Chef KawasakiNobuo Tobita · 61 quotes
MLMayor Len Blustergas40 quotes
TokkoriFujiko Takimoto · 36 quotes
Lady LikeYuko Mizutani · 31 quotes
Sir EbrumTakashi Nagasako · 30 quotes
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