Chief Bookem quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Princess Rona!

Didn't I fool you?

I say, Princess. Surely not another disguise.

Disguise?!

That's the princess?!

What's going on here?!

I beg your pardon for my subterfuge, kind citizens. My lady-in-waiting took my place and I her.

I trust you have had enough enjoyment for a while.

We shall discuss this matter privately, but I enjoyed it immensely.

Looks like you won't be catering King Dedede's wedding.

King Dedede

My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?

Escargoon

Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.

Thanks to your son, crime is pretty low here. Of course, our taxes are pretty steep.

Junior, you tax your subjects?!

Escargoon

[to Mayor Len] No more taxes!

Dedede's buildin' something pretty big.

From the looks of all that heavy equipment, I bet it's some kind of factory.

So... what is a factory, Tiff?

Chef Kawasaki

It must have something to do with facts.

No, a factory's a big place where they build things.

Well, you don't say! That's good news.

Hmph. I'd like to know what they're building.

King Dedede

A---ttention citizens and everybody else living here! Thanks to me, Cappy Town's finally gonna join up with the Industrial Revolution!

Industrial?

Revolution?

Escargoon

That's right, you backward bumpkins. It's time to ditch your darning needles, get your heads out of your butter churns, and say "howdy-do" to the 21st century!

King Dedede

When tomorrow morning comes and you hear that siren sound, mosey on down to the factory here and witness a shiny new future! [he and Escargoon both laugh]

Escargoon

There are your new uniforms... and wear some undergarments!

Oh, I love the color!

A no-nonsense garment. Oh!

These look like prison uniforms.

Escargoon

Ah, hold your comments. What are you, a fashion model?

What happens if we put 'em on?

Escargoon

You get to hang out at the Dedede Factory as long as you want.

King Dedede

Yeah, and you also get free household appliances!

Chef Kawasaki

That sounds great!

When will the factory be completed?

Escargoon

First thing tomorrow morning!

King Dedede

I'll see ya at the grand opening, folks! [he and Escargoon both laugh again]

I don't trust 'em, Kirby.

Kirby

Poyo?

Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. This factory thing sounds like fun!

We'll see about that.

Mmm... the flavors are fascinating. I wonder what that delightfully tangy taste is?

Escargoon

That's essence of kumquat, also found in this dish.

Hmm. I'm not sure I'm gonna like orange food.

Escargoon

We feel an adventurous pallet is a happy pallet.

Marvelous!

Escargoon

And now we present... tonight's main entrée!

Wah! That's it?

Escargoon

It may be tiny, but what's there is grade A, top of the line quality!

But...

Escargoon

Just taste it and see!

Lady Like

The food is fantastico!

Sir Ebrum

Absolutely smashing, Escargoon!

Escargoon

Monsieur Goan will be delighted!

More, please!

Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.

Chief Bookem...

We wanna know how it got here.

Sorry, kids. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I’m a cop, not a detective.

Chef Kawasaki

I bet this thing’d make a great omelet!

He’s no help.

Mister Curio?

Hmmm... I’m not absolutely certain, but this may be the world’s largest cue-ball!

So I guess that means you don’t know.

Well, it’s certainly an egg of some kind, but I don’t know precisely what kind.

This is hopeless.

Maybe the doctor’ll know.

Well, I can’t find anything wrong with him. It seems like he’s healthy enough.

Oh! I’m sorry. I assumed Kirby was the one who laid the egg.

I know it sounds kinda wacky, but maybe Kirby’s a bird.

Hmm, maybe that’s why he likes to sleep in Tokkori’s nest every night.

Just because he acts like a bird doesn’t mean he is one!

If the idea of laying an egg got into Kirby’s head...

...that’d make him an egghead!

Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.

That creature's got to be stopped!

Chef Kawasaki

It's a public menace, that's what it is.

What do you mean? It's only a baby.

Just a baby?!

Yeah, right.

King Dedede

All you lazy louts better be workin'!

Lazy?!

With all due respect, we're working as hard as we can.

King Dedede

If you don't get crackin', I'm gonna have to give you all a whackin'!

Escargoon

[groans] We'd better air what we just have.

Here's your crummy stickers! Thanks for nothin'.

I can't believe I ever thought the king was trustworthy.

I should've known it was a big scam.

Why in the world would I want to see his face all the time?

Chef Kawasaki

I've never seen such a beautiful fireworks display. What a party!

Yes.

Those two are havin' a blast.

[laughs heartily] How's that? You saw an actual ghost?

From the scream she let out, I'd have to say you're right, Mayor.

This eco-tour hikin' isn't any fun at all.

That isn't true. It's even more fun because it's educational.

Holy cow! Look at the size of that thing!

What kind of creature is it?

That's a whale. This book says whales are the largest living mammals. They breathe through a blowhole in the top of their heads.

Absolutely fascinating.

We can't just leave this junk here.

Hmm. She's got a point.

I suppose it's part of our civic duty.

Saw that outside window? Are you sure was a bad dream?

It was no dream, and here's a proof!

Hmm. This is a bug used to listening on conversation.

No.

When I found it I knew someone is spying on me. Whoever it is it's following on me everywhere.

Bookem, you've got to do something to stop this spying spree!

Buttercup, these spies could be real dangerous...

Not as dangerous as me!

Alright!

Kirby

Poyo.

Dedede must have hired these three jokers to do it.

We're not using that dude.

We decided to change things around.

We're creating a female hero to star...

"The Tiff Show"!

"The Tiff Show"?

Kirby

Poyo.

Tiff's got everything it takes to be an animated star.

Expect hey.

We can fix that easy.

Looks like you already have your own fanboys. [Tiff growls at him]

[Angrily glares at the three boys] You guys shouldn't have snuck around [as she rips a photo] taking my picture without permission!

She looks good when she's mad.

Those lines on her head look totally fierce.

She's sure is gonna be a lot of fun to draw.

Cutie.

[gasps, gets angry] Don't call me that! [as she glaring to three boys] Why don't you guys show a little originality and invent your own cartoon character instead of picking on me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A CARTOON STAR!

If you say so, star!