Kirby responded to you, Tiff. He is trying to resist the Demon Frog! That monster doesn't have total control of his mind yet. Call to him again.
TTiff
Kirby! I told you to knock it off!
I give up, Kirby! [While Demon Kirby is still beating up/attacking him and the Waddle Dees]
TTiff
FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP, KIRBY!!!!
[The Demon Frog momentarily loses control of Kirby]
TTiff
You should teach those two a lesson.
Yeah, they're always scheming against you!
TTiff
It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!
Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]
Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!
[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]
TTiff
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.
[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!
It was a mistake to let you live here.
Maybe it's time for you to move on.
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!
[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]
TTiff
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?
He sure didn't save us this time.
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.
TTiff
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!
[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]
TTiff
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.
TTiff
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.
The coming battle may well determine the fate of the galaxy.
TTiff
We can't give up without a fight.
Meta Knight, you's a dirty double-crosser! You've got some nerve buildin' this here battleship in my basement!
And what's with this "fate of the galaxy" mumbo jumbo? You got that helmet on too tight, fella?
You still have a chance to join forces with us before it is too late.
Lemme see inside of that ship first.
[the door to the inside of the Halberd opens]
Follow me. I will take you to the bridge.
Yeah, I'd like to push you off one.
How can we survive, Meta Knight?
Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.
Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!
TTiff
That's what this battleship's for, right?
We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.
The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?
[the Cappies recoil in fear]
I'm a chef, not a soldier!
I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!
Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.
I'm too old to volunteer.
I think I left my oven on!
My crystal ball needs polishing!
[the Cappies run out of the Halberd in terror]
I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight, sir!
I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.
I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!
And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!
TTiff
Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.
Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuildin' Cappy Town.
Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?
Yeah, I guess you're... [the area around them shakes again]
Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?
TTiff
I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.
We have a right to be here, sister!
Yeah, this ship was built on my property.
What are you doing here?!
I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!
What else can we say? We're disgruntled.
I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!
TTiff
Well we don't believe a word you say!
I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.
You ain't nothin' but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.
Can't we just talk this over?
It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!
Thanks for the tip off, Big D. [to the other members of N.M.E.] Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! [signs out]
Hey, that chump just hung up on me!
TTiff
You're the one who's the chump!
Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.
[he and Dedede are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said] That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.
[Laughs] Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.
[three Destraya ships suddenly attack the other Destraya ships to everybody's amazement]
What's going on? They're fighting each other.
And they're not attackin' us.
TTiff
What's eNeMeE up to now?
We are not fighting this battle alone.
[turns on his screen to contact the Halberd crew] Hey, how's it goin', gang?
I took over a Destraya and was hoping you'd let me join your party.
[her screen comes on as well] Do you remember me? I came along to help, too.
TTiff
Hey, that's Sirica!
Knuckle Joe and I have become friends now and we're teaming up to help you defeat eNeMeE.
ASir Arthur
[his and his knights' screen comes on as well] And we will be joining the battle as well.
Arthur, and the rest of the Star Warriors!
ASir Arthur
We were able to raid the fortress and commandeer some Destraya ships. We will clear the way for you to enter the fortress so you and Kirby can challenge eNeMeE.
But right now, just sit back and let us handle that fleet.
ASir Arthur
Full speed ahead!
[the three Destrayas that Knuckle Joe, Sirica, Sir Arthur and his knights stole destroy the other Destrayas]
TTiff
They destroyed the enemy ships!
Yes! Now we can enter the fortress. Set engine to maximum power! [the Halberd blasts its way past more Destrayas and successfully enters the entrance to Nightmare's fortress]
I wonder why nobody's attacking us.
Detecting something big, closing fast.
[Nightmare, finally stepping out of the shadows after 98 episodes, makes himself known to the Halberd crew through a giant projection of himself]
Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!
[Nightmare laughs evilly]
TTiff
Kirby battled eNeMeE and he beat him!
[everyone cheers now that they've heard the good news]
TTiff
Where are you guys going?
The Halberd was blown away. We have to escape before our bomb goes off!
[Tiff and Kirby gasp upon hearing Tuff's own fair share of news]
[Last lines, series finale; the sun rises over the horizon and the people look on at the fully-rebuilt Cappy Town happily]
Cappy Town looks as beautiful as ever.
It was hard work, but we rebuilt it together.
TTiff
Everything's back to normal.
Except for the castle...[he and King Dedede look at the still-damaged Castle Dedede] It's still a wreck.
And I ain't even got me a way to order me no more monsters.
[holds Dedede's cell phone out] What about this?
[King Dedede turns his cell phone on only to find its monitor all fuzzed out due to the destruction of Nightmare's fortress and the command center that was inside it, and he and Escargoon sigh in sadness. Tiff, Tuff, & Kirby laugh at the two and then look back at Cappy Town]
TTiff
And so Kirby saved the galaxy and proved himself to be the greatest Star Warrior of all... and life in Dream Land went back to normal. But I suppose that with Kirby around, life will always be an adventure. Isn't that right, Kirby?