Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · 920 quotesTTiff
Wait a second, Dedede! Kirby didn't mean to make you mad, he was just trying to show you he cares by giving you something he likes.
TTuff
That's more than anybody else did.
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3rd most-quoted character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!: in 254 of its 920 quotes
Most scenes with: Tuff (126), King Dedede (72), Escargoon (72)
Scenes with Tiff 198
[Cappies laughing after throwing those pies at Chef Kawasaki]
TTiff
[offscreen] Drop those pies!
[All the cappies exclaims in once]
TTiff
I expect this from Dedede but not from you!
SSamo
Oh.
Hello, Tiff.
We're only doing what the king said we had.
TTiff
Tomorrow's your Appreciation Day, Chief Bookem. But I guess it's your Dis Day now.
Oh, that's alright. Don't bother.
TTiff
I thought so.
Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.
Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next!
[King Dedede and Escargoon laughing evilly]
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TTiff
I guess I was wrong of think Dedede have a change of heart.
TTuff
You were wrong to think he had heart.
TTiff
Deep down I'm sure he wants to be good just like the rest of us do.
TTuff
I think he's rotten no matter how deep down you go.
TTiff
Even so I--[She notices Kirby is missing] Kirby?
TTuff
Huh?
TTiff
Where'd he go?
[Kirby is lured by a watermelon once again. King Dedede and Escargoon prepare the watermelon time bombs]
Sire, be more careful of this plan old backfire!
Look at these things got me all taking out. I sure wish Kirby would hurry up and get here.
Just make sure those watermelons you squatting on don't get crushed, Your Majesty. And don't forget they've all been hollowed out and have time bombs inside them.
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TTiff
[offscreen, angry] What's going on!?
TTuff
This might be some kind of trap, Tiff.
TTiff
[As she attempts to walk near the wagon] I think I better take a closer look.
NO! NO! STAY AWAY!
DON'T COME NEAR!
[Kirby latches onto the watermelon cart, pushing King Dedede and Escargoon down with it]
Sire, we have to get out of here.
What's the problem? It's only a watermelon patch.
You're forgetting about our explosive surprise.
Oh yeah. Don't eat yet, Kirby!
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[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]
You fell for it!
[laughs] We got you got good this time, sucker!
Only a few seconds left! 10. 9. 8.
7. 6. 5. 4. 3.
TTiff
Spit it out, Kirby!
Here...
We...
BBoth
GO!!!
[Kirby's face becomes red and glows, and he then starts to spit gray smoke from his mouth, at such a force and speed that he is sent flying up in the air while spitting out more smoke]
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Oh dear.
He's worse than heartburn.
[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]
TTuff
Kirby.
TTiff
Oh no.
TTuff
He looks barbecued.
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.
TTiff
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!
Oh.
TTuff
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!
TTiff
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!
[All the Cappies exclaim in once]
TTiff
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!
[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?
He was blown away by it, Sire.
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.
Huh?
In the market for a monster, Big D?
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.
You're joking, right?
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.
And wrap it up really pretty too.
You sure you guys are feeling all right?
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!
Who's it from?
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.
His what?
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.
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Is Kirby really!?
TTiff
Poor old Kirby.
All those explosions were simply too much for him to take!
[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]
So, Kirby's in there?
Hard for him. What was left.
[gasps, then cried] KIRBY!!! [whimpering as he starts having flashbacks of Kirby in his mind. Back in reality, he tears up] ...I'm sorry!..
[Dedede and Escargoon start crying in front of Kirby's grave, while Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies, still crestfallen, are standing in front of it]
It's all our fault!
Forgive us, Kirby! That prank was His Majesty's idea, but I was the one who came up with the time bomb part! For once I wish I weren't so brilliant!
[As he hitting Escargoon on the head] Now I wish you was dumb as me! [crying continues]
If only that were possible.
I never would have played that prank if I never knew this was gonna happen...I wish I could go and take it all back!
TTiff
Unfortunately, it's too late.
But there's got to be something I can do.
TTiff
You can't do start by promising not to play any more practical jokes on your subjects!
I PROMISE!! [crying] Here, Kirby. This one ain't got no time bomb.
TTiff
I'm sure he'd like that a lot.
I MISS YOU KIRBY OL' BUDDY! [cries]
TTiff
I think Dedede is really sorry.
I agree.
TTuff
Looks like he learned his lesson.
[Kirby then jumps out of his fake grave, and eats the watermelon. Dedede and Escargoon scream]
He even got a hungry ghost!
TTiff
Oh, Kirby.
[Tuff groans]
Kirby's not a ghost. The runt's still alive! A-ha! You were all playing a trick on His Majesty, weren't ya?
[whimpers, then loudly cries tears of joy] I'M GLAD HE'S OKAY!!!
You are?
It was dull bein' ruler of Dream Land before you came along. I need me an enemy!
TTuff
The king really has changed.
TTiff
In his own twisted way he cares about Kirby.
Kirby...
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TTiff
That's no toy!
TTuff
No way!
I'm glad to see my present such a big hit!
The card says: This is Chuckie. Made especially for Kirby by Nightmare Enterprises.
TTiff
It's a monster?!
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That's easy for him to say. PLEASE DON'T PULL MY TEETH OUT, DOCTOR!!
[Dedede holds Escargoon’s mouth open.
It might be better if you just drill em’ down to the roots!
Whatever you say.
NO, DOCTOR, PLEASE!
[Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Iro, Honey, Spikehead, Fololo and Falala were watching it unfold from the windows]
TTuff
Guess he shoulda brushed more often!
[They all laughed, except Tiff]
TTiff
I bet you wouldn’t think it was so funny if it was you sitting in that chair...
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I'm afraid we warned you.
If your tooth is zat hurting...
TTiff
[looming over Tuff] Then you'll have to go see the dentist.
[cut to King Dedede's bedroom]
SAY WHAT?!?!?! To th' dentist?!
But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled!
Ain't no way you gonna drag me there!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment, where Tuff is hanging on to the edge of the couch while Tiff is pulling him]
TTuff
I told you! I don't wanna go see the dentist! WAAAAAAAAH!
[cut back to Dedede's bedroom where Escargoon is trying to pull him away from the bed]
I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
TTuff
I won't go! Rrrgh!
[cut back to Dedede's room again]
No way!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
TTuff
No WAY!
NGAAAAAAH!
[Cut to Sir Ebrum, Lady Like and Tiff chasing after Tuff in the castle’s hallways, with Kirby happily trailing behind]
TTiff
Wait, Tuff!
Poyo-Poyo!
TTuff
I don’t wanna get my teeth drilled!
But if you don’t get it fixed, the pain will get worser!
TTuff
I don’t care, I’ll take my chances!
Once you get the filling, it won’t hurt at all!
TTiff
Quit acting like a baby!
Poyo, Poyo-Poyo!
[Cut to another part of the castle’s hallways where King Dedede was being dragged by Escargoon and the Waddle Dees to the dentist, with Waddle Doo on the king’s back]
Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.
He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!
But you’re so completely insensitive, you probably won’t feel a thing!
I bet you and them crafty cavities is conspiring against me! [cries]
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TTiff
[horrified] HE DID THAT!?
Thanks to Kirby, I can't make predictions anymore!
SSamo
He smashed up my place, too!
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TTuff
This doesn't look too good for Kirby.
TTiff
There has to be a misunderstanding. Kirby's a Star Warrior, not a juvenile delinquent!
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TTiff
This can't be true.
[Which leads King Dedede and Escargoon to drive into Cappy Town with their Royal Racecar]
I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.
He's public enemy number one.
He's destroying Cappy Town!
He's like a monster.
Is that so?
I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.
[Kirby throws a pan out the window, breaking it]
TTiff
It is Kirby!
He does look kinda scary.
[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?
I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]
Wait, what are you gonna do!?
I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]
Sire, I was only kidding!
Hey you there, gumball!
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself and Dedede gasped]
You're much worse than Kirby.
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself, Escargoon screams and hides behind Dedede]
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Forget it! Kirby ain't no threat to you Cappies. Why he's as harmless as a horse-fly!
TTiff
Yeah, anyone who knows Kirby knows that he wants to help us, not hurt us.
It's true. Why that goody-goody ain't got a bad bone in his body.
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[End of flashback]
Ah, you mean that frog?
Sunk right into Kirby?
If the Demon Frog really is inside Kirby, then there's no way he can be held responsible for attacking Cappy Town, because it was really the Demon Frog forcing him to do it.
[cut to where Meta Knight, Tiff, and Tuff eavesdrop and learn the reason for Kirby's evil behavior]
[offscreen] I get it.
[offscreen] Kirby's being controlled by that evil amphibian.
TTiff
[whispered] I should have guessed Nightmare Enterprises did this!
[whispered] We must find a way to make that Demon Frog leave Kirby.
TTuff
[whispered] Let's go and find Kirby.
TTiff
[whispered] Yeah! [She, Tuff, and Meta Knight runs off]
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