Shouldn't I just be myself?
RRon
No, that only works in cartoons.
S4 E4The Cupid Effect
Apparently impersonating a President is against mall regulations!
We should steal the device and use it for our own evil ends!
Junior, you came up with that evil plan all on your own! I am... so proud.
[giggling] I was looking over your shoulder, he-he-he!
Junior, that was cheating! I am... so proud.
Your genius cannot beat my evil or my treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
KMKim and Monique
Eww!
RRon
Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
[sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
KKim
Wade? What are you doing in France?
Uh, I'm here to fix the internet? It's broken.
Isn't the internet everywhere?
RRon
Not when it breaks into pieces!
[Seeing Wade's new girlfriend, Olivia, use a "Cupid Ray" on him.]
RRon
Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?
I dunno.
KKim
[from behind]: Hey, Ron.
[Ron and Rufus scream and cower]
KKim
What are you doing?
RRon
Nothing!
KKim
You're weird!
RRon
Kim!
KKim
Shh, [romantically] I like weird!
[Kim leaps onto the stage to stop Junior.]
'Junior': Oh, Kim Possible!
'Kim': Hello, Junior.
'Junior': Are you not falling in love with my beautiful voice and freshly funky moves?
'Kim': Mmm, not so much.
[Unfortunately for Kim, Señor Senior sneaks up from behind her and unplugs her ears. Kim becomes affected by the cupid-ray and falls in love with Junior]
Kim": (squeals and laughs) Junior! Will you be my valentine?
I'm expecting a lot of offers this year, but I will think on it.
[Junior is singing and Kim is hugging him]
You must pay the door--
RRon
Give me back my girlfriend!
[Junior sees Ron disguised as a girl. He rips off his wig. Junior giggles]
RRon
Dude, what is so funny?
(laughs) I thought you were a lady.
RRon
Well, you are no gentleman.
S4 E5Car Alarm
KKim
Oh, no. I'm not gonna be the tweebs' taxi driver, I'll walk first. Bye-bye!
I'll give you five dollars!
KKim
Not listening.
Ten!
KKim
Walking away...
Twenty, firm!
KKim
Tough love, mom, tough love!
[about Frugal Lucre] All the prisons in the world, and I got stuck with the blabber-mouth!
[after seeing Motor Ed] I knew I could count on family. Freedom is at hand! No more lockdown, no more prison food, and no more yakkity-blab from you, Lucre.
I got an early parole. Only here to say "hi."
Listen, if it's any consolation on the whole "counting on family" front, I'm still waiting for my mother to post my bail!
KKim
Motor Ed and Shego? Why would they be working together?
RRon
Well, I mean weirder things have happened. Just look at us!
KKim
True, but there's a major diff between "weird" and "wrong on all levels."
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