Ah, the 'clever threat'! Good, Jr.! Now, you must follow through with a display of violent anger.
But I'm mildly put off at best!
S1 E11Coach Possible
(In the Possible living room, Kim's dad is shown to have broken his leg)
Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet.
KKim
You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer.
What's to know? You're wonderful with children. (Jim and Tim come in rolling, fighting and knocking over furniture)
KKim
(angrily) Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human! (the Kimmunicator beeps) Wade, what's the sitch?
There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium!
KKim
Tell me about it! My dad is totally out of action.
No, Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed.
WWaiter
Somebody stole JP Barrymore!
RRon
At least you still have the back-up band.
WWaiter
The bear was totally carrying those hacks! JP is the state of the art animatronic musicians!
RRon
Pizzapottomus! No!
RRon
KP, this can't go on.
KKim
What?
RRon
Studying, in study hall, it sets a bad precedent.
KKim
There's no "I" in team.
TTim
And there's no "fun" in soccer.
JJim
Not with her hogging the ball.
KKim
Wade, can you hack into the system contolling the animals?
Kim, it's the most sophisticated computer system I've ever seen!
KKim
It's a banjo-playing bear!
RRon
THEY TOOK HIS BANJO!
S1 E12Pain King vs. Cleopatra
RRon
[scoffing] Cleopatra. Who's going to remember her ten years from now?
KKim
Prepare to be body slammered, Jackal!
RRon
That's body slammed, Kim.
S1 E13Monkey Fist Strikes
Morning, honey. How'd Cambodia go?
KKim
Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snaky, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it.
Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?
MFLord Monty Fiske
Crazy, you say? Like it was crazy to spend the family fortune on radical genetic mutation and dangerous experimental surgery? Like it was crazy to become a man-monkey WHO VIOLATES EVERY LAW OF NATURE AND SCIENCE?! [calms down] It's a touch unconventional...
MFLord Monty Fiske
Bow to my power! I am... MONKEY FIST!
And so, monkey hater, we meet again...! [bell chimes] Serenity time, time to center...
RRon
I must become that which I fear most... HEY, MONKEYS! HIT ME!
S1 E14October 31st
DKDrakken/Killigan
Kim Possible?!
You know her?
Know her, hate her. Shego, ATTACK!
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