Kim Possible · Season 1
[mocking Ron's new Mad Dog mascot] This is idiotic! The entire student body will laugh at you.
But-
Not "with", "AT"!
Look...
Loudly and cruelly, they...will...laugh!
You don't deserve to get kissed by a naked mole rat.
Yeah!
Frankly, your mother has the good advice vis-a-vis boy trouble.
This isn't about boys, Dad. It's about Ron.
Oh. Gotcha.
Everyone got down on Ron, and I don't know, maybe I should have stuck up for him.
But you didn't...
He was foaming at the mouth. I'm only human!
Well, you know, Kimmy Cub, back when I was in college, I had a group of friends, my posse, if you will. It was the night of the big science department mixer. In those days, I wasn't exactly a ladies man.
The fact, that I was so rotten to you, that's not gonna drive you into becoming some sort of mask wearing villain, is it?
If I said yes, would you let me do my Mad Dog-routine?
That's not a good reason for me to say yes.
I know.
Because you're my best friend, that's a good reason.
Boo-yah! Mad Dog lives! [howls like a dog]
This is a democracy, people, now DO AS I SAY! LET'S HEAR SOME NOMINATIONS!
It's just a game. With small children. Who cry when they see you coming!
[To her mother] Not the puppy dog pout! That's mine!
Ron, what are you doing here?
I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell [sniffs the air] Mmm.
Looks like we picked up a few passengers. Kim Possible and her sidekick-type friend whose name escapes me.
[leaning out of helicopter] What is your name again, young man?
[yelling] It's Ron! Ron Stoppable!
That's right...
Quick, shimmy up the cable.
You're closer, you shimmy.
Have you ever seen me shimmy? It's not pretty.
Come on, we don't have much time.
Ron, they're in a helicopter? We'll never catch them.
Who's talking about them? Bueno Nacho closes in three minutes! I'm starving!
You get one chimerito and they give you like a dozen little packets of Diablo sauce. You can't possibly use all this sauce. Somewhere, there's a landfill loaded with unopened hot sauce. And someday, I'm gonna find it.
I think your natural competitive Kim-ness has taken you to a very dark place.
Wade': Well. They shouldn't be hard to find.
Yeah, the map helps.
Senor Senior Sr.': It is your evil disco; not mine.
So, you taught the animals to cha cha cha. Now, tell me your villainous scheme.
My plan is this. As the funny animals dance to the pounding beat, the crowd will be inspired to do the same!
And then?
We will party all night long!
Everyone will dance? That is your evil plan?
Aaaaand...I will overcharge for beverages! Hahahaha!
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