Franklin Barkin quotes from Kim Possible, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Barkin

I knew this day would come. Just me and the mutant wiener dogs.

RRon

You knew this day would come?

S3 E3 Bonding

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Barkin

Listen up, cafeterians. In compliance with district guidelines, we have been ordered to divulge to you the contents of mystery meat.

[film reel begins playing]

FAFilm announcer

Mystery Meat: from the slaughterhouse to your house...

[scene cuts to all the students running out of the school screaming]

RRon

I knew there were snouts!

S4 E3 Trading Faces

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[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]

Wade

The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.

KMKim and Monique

Eww!

RRon

Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...

[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]

Barkin

[sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!

S4 E4 The Cupid Effect

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RRon

It's your worst nightmare!

Barkin

You mean the one with Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?

S4 E7 Grande Size Me

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[Ron turns in his assignment for Health Class, returning his "Flour Baby" after replacing it thirty-plus times.]

Barkin

F-minus.

RRon

What?! But... but she's in perfect shape!

Barkin

She's sugar!

[The entire class laughs.]

S4 E9 Big Bother

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Franklin Barkin

Dost thou take me for a cock's comb, lad?

RRon

Uh, I'm... not... sure?

S4 E13 Cap'n Drakken

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Franklin Barkin

(to Monique and Bonnie) All hands aboard!

Bonnie

He's not talking to us is he?

(cut to Bonnie and Monique on the deck of Barkin's ship)

Monique

Yeah, I think he was talking to us.

S4 E13 Cap'n Drakken

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