Kim quotes from Kim Possible

We're coming KP [running to the built bee hive]

Ron. [realizes she's moving too fast for Ron to see her] You can't even see me. [continues fighting the Bebes]

Kim? Are you here?

Bonnie

They let you out of the dumb factory?

Bonnie? You're their queen?

Bonnie

This is so totally Kim's fault. Where is she?

She's moving at hyperspeed, just like the Bebes.

Bonnie

Uh?! Why does SHE get to be invisible? Is she gonna lord that over me, too?

Not invisible, moving too fast to see! She's got new shoes.

Bonnie

Whatever.

If I could just learn to cover more ground faster...

Or you could just learn to say no.

I'm not programmed that way, Ron!

You know, you should cut down on the extra-currics.

And be a lazy, uninvolved sloth like you?

Hey! Don't knock the sloth! Do you know they don't have go to the bathroom for a week?

Er, any more fun sloth facts?

No, no, I think that's it... Oh! They sleep upside down!

Only missed the dance by a thousand miles that time!

Rufus

Oh man!

Okay this time even slower.

Bonnie

You know Kim I have some cover up that'll help conceal those monstrous bags under your eyes.

Wouldn't have bags under my eyes if it weren't for your ferociously loud snoring.

Bonnie

[Gasps] Me? Snore? Must have been the crickets.

Only if you inhaled them.

Heat-seeking hummingbirds, attack!

Hummingbirds?

Hego

The more we fought evil, the more Shego liked it.

The fighting?

The evil.

Shego

Argh, there's no way I can do this! Five minutes with my brothers and I'm ready to claw my own eyes out! [tries to walk out]

[stops Shego from leaving] Shego, I have brothers, too. I know how annoying they can be, but you can't walk out.

Shego

Why not?

Because if you don't help, I'll tell the world you used to be a good guy.

Shego

[shocked] You wouldn't!

I have a website, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Shego

My reputation would be shot! Argh!

[takes her Kimmunicator] Wade, I need top to bottom scan on Go Manor.

Wade

You got it, Kim! [notices Shego] Kim, is Shego in your kitchen?

Shego

Just do your computer thing, nerdlinger.

[referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?

Oh, yeah.

Shego, I thought we were in this together!

Shego

Oh, come on! Don't you know me better by now? I mean [laughs] seriously!

She's right. Keeping everybody's powers to herself and using them for evil. See, that's got more of the Shego vibe.

The mad dog cannot be caged, leashed-

Or housebroken.

That game was in triple overtime, I couldn't leave the court! I got a little excited, and, well, accidents happen.

OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?

Toasted chili peppers...

Oh, phew!

And mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they?

Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.

Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!

Miss Possible, I have gone to a great deal of trouble to mutate an octopus.

You've got the most whacked hobbies.

I have been dreaming of watching you do battle with him.

Well, keep dreaming.

I would appreciate it very much if you would continue your fall now.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Ah, I am loathe to force the issue, but...

You were a big help in there Kimmie, and you didn't faint once.

Oh, well, I was too busy throwing up.

[seeing her mother dressed in the same style of mission outfit as Kim] Mom, this is a mission. I need Ron.

Well, now you don't have Ron. You have Mom.

Dr. Drakken

So, Kim Possible and her, eh... sister?

Is he hitting on me?

Nah, sidekicks really confuse him.