Kim quotes from Kim Possible

What would Ron do now?

Probably cry... or run.

Felix, you go stand watch.

You mean, "sit" watch.

Kim? I'm just playing you.

Where is Ron?

Motor Ed

Your skinny dude? Yeah, he's here. He's fine. But that can change... in a hurry. Seriously!

Kim, get over here! And stop by Bueno Nacho drive-thru on your way, I'm starving.

Oh, yeah, yeah, wait, me too, man! Put me down for an all-beef hoagie with hot peppers and mayo? Uh, anybody else want nuthin'?

Wade

(typing) Keep talking, almost got a trace...

Motor Ed

Hey, Red? Tell your computer guy not to waste his time on a trace. I'm shooting you a map.

Wade

He's not as dumb as the hairstyle might lead you to think...

Motor Ed

This is bogus, Red! A man should not be booted off his ride!

Quit calling me "Red"! Seriously!

Ah, the Naco. My wondrous and historic creation for the Bueno Nacho corp. Part nacho, part taco, all delicious.

Possible, come here! I need you.

(Western accent) Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment! It will change the world.

Yes. Yes, it shall.

That's how you remember it?

Pretty much.

Open the envelope, Ron. Maybe the check's big enough for you to grande-size.

(stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...

(looking) NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!

Bonnie

(tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!

Are you saying that because I'm rich?

Bonnie

Uh-huh.

...Cool!

This is way worse than when he got the frou-frou haircut.

Wade

Look at it this way: Ron's lost it much faster than usual, so maybe he'll snap out of it faster too.

He's calling himself "The Ron."

Wade

Or maybe he's lost to us forever.

How could anybody who did so much good go so bad?

Ah, don't worry, Kimmie. I'm sure it won't happen to you.

Dad!

Oh, that's not where you were going with this.

No! I'm just convinced that Mim's innocent.

[over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.

Wade

What's up, Kim?

Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.

AH! AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!

Wade

Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.

Dementor

[laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall grow a new world! A world that I control!

OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!

Kim Possible

(unexpectedly without plans on a Friday night) I can handle some me time! Really! How pathetic do you think I am?

I am so pathetic!

Motor Ed

Here is it. The super-nova of all kits, the Total Auto-Body Experience. Seriously!

Drakken

Must you say "seriously" all the time?!

Motor Ed

Seriously?

Drakken

Seriously!

Motor Ed

Yeah, I do! Seriously!

Motor Ed!

Motor Ed

Red!

Drakken

"Red"?

Drakken?

Drakken

Kim Possible?!

How do my foes find each other?

Motor Ed

We're related.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Drakken

Don't you have something better to do with your Friday nights?

Actually, no.

This is low even for these two.

Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!

Stealing again, Drakken?

Whatever happened to inventing your own stuff?

Drakken

It's called outsour... Oh, just get on with it.

So that whole crush thing was all the Moodulator?

Not everything. There's still fireworks.

You think so?

[points to fireworks above them]

Now, about that favor...

[nervously tries to walk away] Look, Kim, I...

You see, tonight's the big Middleton days festival, and I don't have a date. [stops Ron from leaving]

Date? You wanna go to the festival as my date?

Oh, I thought you'd never ask!

Wait, but, I...

Wade

[appears on the screen] Hey guys, I...

Wade

Um, bad time to call?

[giggles] Guess what the sitch is, Wade? [lifts Ron back up]

Wade

I'm, um... Just wanted to let you know I've got a link to the communicator and... Were you guys just smacking lips?

Great, Wade.

Whatever you say.

I'm gonna get ready for tonight. [gives Ron a cat growl as she leaves]

Wade

What's going on? [Ron closes the locker on Wade] This isn't normal! Hello!?