Kim quotes from Kim Possible

Wade

So if Rufus is the genius, then how is Ron gonna build Draken a doomsday device?

He's not.

Franklin

Kim Possible? Lt. Franklin.

What's the sitch?

Franklin

At 0800 hours someone broke into the main lab and locked us out.

Franklin

It appears the intended target is Project Phoebus.

Which is...?

Franklin

A top secret government experiment.

Which does...?

Franklin

Project Phoebus is a level five security classification.

Which means...?

Franklin

Look, it means I don't know what the darn thing does! None of us do.

You're joking, right?

Franklin

Is this the face of a joker, son?

Yea, not so much.

Ron, I'm gonna say something to you I've never said before.

What?

You're thinking too much!

You know, for someone who can disarm a doomsday device, you seem to have major mixer issues.

Ron, this machine hates me!

(trying to use the electric mixer) I feel ridiculous!

That, Kim... is why you fail.

Too bad about your restaurant.

Well, when the health inspector saw a live rodent, you know, serving the food... the die was cast.

Rufus

Sorry.

Is using a calculator in algebra cheating?

I don't use a calculator.

Okay. Well, is cutting and pasting stuff from the internet and calling it a term paper cheating?

You are kidding, right?

What?

I can pass this thing on my own. I know I can.

[Talking about how she failed her driver's test] Check the motto: I can do anything!

Right, you can do anything, including fail. See, the logic?

Drakken

That's right – your Nana is one bad grand-mother...

You shut your mouth!

Drakken

I'm only talkin' 'bout Nana!

It runs in the family.

Oh, sure, he has looks, attitude, and a bon-diggity ride, but can he do this?

...Why would he want to?

Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?

The attitude adjustment center.

Isn't that the high school?

Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit

Yep, high school.

Our scan has picked up two troublemakers in the back row.

Ron Stoppable

I wonder what they do with troublemakers?

Ron Stoppable

Hey, hey, hey! High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!

Or that sort of thing!

Obedience collars; you'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.

Kimmy! Where's Ron?

[crying] I... I don't know.

Thanks for the lift, Mr. Nakasumi.

(whispers)

Nakasumi-san says, it is the least he can do, after you saved his video game factory in time for Christmas rush.

No big. I just hope I can save this Christmas.

What's the big deal with letting Bonnie be in charge of the dance?

Letting her chair the dance? She wouldn't settle for chair – she'd want throne.