Ron quotes from Kim Possible

Barkin

Feels good! Feels right, doesn't it?

I can taste my spleen...

[gasping] You could have planned this a little better!

Barkin

Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go!

Barkin

I knew this day would come. Just me and the mutant wiener dogs.

You knew this day would come?

Kim Possible!

Since when do you use my last name?

Since I realized my full evil potential!

Ron, you've got to stop! Evil isn't your thing, it's Drakken's thing!

Oh, but I'm so much better at it! Did Drakken ever build a plasma blaster of this stature? Did he?!

I did not.

Shego

You didn't. Who knew the buffoon was a natural?

Danny wait, what about us? I told you, we're just friends and it has to stay that way

Oh please, are they still teasing that Charity and Danny will get together?

Like that's ever going to happen. Besides, it would end the series.

Sidekicks need to know their place... right?

Shego

Uh... uh... you got it! Uh, I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! Loooove it!

We've got an intruder! Kim Possible! Get ready for a smackdown in my town!

Shego

She's not on the monitors. How-how do you know?

Been doing a little "scannage" for the Kimmunicator's frequency!

Shego

Rrrggh! Now why didn't he [Drakken] ever think of that?!

That's why I'm the big dog. WOOF WOOF, BARK!

Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible!

The middle name is so overkill.

Overkill? Isn't that the idea? A-booyahahahaha!

This is the pocket that Rufus comes out of!

Uh... oh, yeah! You're the one who's always losing his drawers.

Oh, sure, you save the world on a regular basis, and no one remembers your name. But you lose your pants six or eight times, and they never let you live it down!

The device can create a black hole the size of Nevada.

The pan-dimensional vortex-inducer?

How did you know?

Last year.

Professor Dementor.

Las Vegas.

Almost went black hole.

Saved the world.

Well, it's been stolen. Again.

Aww, man, a rerun!

Drakken

Aha, Kim Possible, you have fallen for my trap!

Ron, you said this wasn't a trap.

How can it be a trap if we knew that it was a trap?

Drakken

Its a trap-trap.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Drakken

Nargh, answer it.

Wade

Kim, its a trap-trap.

Shego

Okay, moving on...

...And... we are... back. I'm Ron... and we are... talking to Dr. Drakken... who is..

Drakken

Here. ... to talk about.. this book!

Your book?

Drakken

Apparently.

Ooh, great, what is it about?

Drakken

Um... me. Its about me.

Now you've been threatening to write a book for a while, can you tell me more?

Drakken

Well, I... I rather like me.

Ah! My pancreas!

Drakken

Watch where you're going! [gasps] Its you! That.. that guy!

Kim Possible's sidekick.

Drakken

Um... uh... still not.. helping.

Ron. Ron Stoppable.

Drakken

Yes! That's exactly who you are, I- [music plays] what is that?

The Fearless Ferret theme song.

Drakken

Ah, quite right Shego! Time for us to escape and seal the pathways leaving Kim Possible and Company trapped forever!

What- oh, man, come on, I'm not done with my soup!