Your skinny dude? Yeah, he's here. He's fine. But that can change... in a hurry. Seriously!
RRon
Kim, get over here! And stop by Bueno Nacho drive-thru on your way, I'm starving.
ESEd's Sidekick
Oh, yeah, yeah, wait, me too, man! Put me down for an all-beef hoagie with hot peppers and mayo? Uh, anybody else want nuthin'?
(typing) Keep talking, almost got a trace...
Hey, Red? Tell your computer guy not to waste his time on a trace. I'm shooting you a map.
[A fax appears on Wade's machine.]
He's not as dumb as the hairstyle might lead you to think...
RRon
Ah, the Naco. My wondrous and historic creation for the Bueno Nacho corp. Part nacho, part taco, all delicious.
[Ron imagines himself the subject of a black-and-white film, shot at the turn of the century.]
RRon
Possible, come here! I need you.
(Western accent) Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment! It will change the world.
(Back in reality:)
That's how you remember it?
Open the envelope, Ron. Maybe the check's big enough for you to grande-size.
[Ron opens the envelope, and his eyes bug out when he sees the check.]
RRon
(stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...
KBKim & Bonnie
(looking) NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!
(tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
RRon
Are you saying that because I'm rich?
[over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.
Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.
[On the "Wadebot" monitor, Ron is running from a giant mutant flower.]
RRon
AH! AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!
Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.
[laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall grow a new world! A world that I control!
RRon
OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!
[Drakken and Motor Ed steal Felix's cyber-robotic wheelchair]
This is low even for these two.
RRon
Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!
RRon
Dating could be good, ya know, the date thing... But what if it tanks? It could totally wreck our friendship! No. No! I can't let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man. You've been a big help.
Stoppable, how did you get in my house?!
Find your own hiding place.
RRon
Oh, right. Like you called dibs.
Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
RRon
Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Agh. Fine. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them! [Kim and Shego]
[Kim finally caught up with Ron at her locker]
RRon
[nervously tries to walk away] Look, Kim, I...
You see, tonight's the big Middleton days festival, and I don't have a date. [stops Ron from leaving]
RRon
Date? You wanna go to the festival as my date?
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
[Ron is interrupted, when Kim begins to kiss him. After a brief confusion, Ron gives in and kisses her back]
[appears on the screen] Hey guys, I...
[Wade is shocked, when he sees Kim and Ron kissing. He spits his soda and falls from his chair. The kiss ends, and Ron falls slowly to the floor, extremely happy.]
[giggles] Guess what the sitch is, Wade? [lifts Ron back up]
I'm, um... Just wanted to let you know I've got a link to the communicator and... Were you guys just smacking lips?
I'm gonna get ready for tonight. [gives Ron a cat growl as she leaves]
What's going on? [Ron closes the locker on Wade] This isn't normal! Hello!?
[in a rage] Nobody dumps Kim Possible!
RRon
Breaking up is so not easy!
[Ron runs off with Kim furiously giving chase]
A scorned woman! Ha ha! The perfect weapon!
BDr. Bortel
If she is wearing Moodulator number 1, then, where is the second one?
[realizing what Bortel means] The second one? Uh-oh!
[Shego attacks Drakken with her energy blasts. Drakken runs away screaming]
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