Ron quotes from Kim Possible

Initiating emergency system test... launching escape pods... initiating self-destruct... initiating bedtime sequence.

Wait a second! What was that?

Drakken

(shields the bedroom set) I don't know what you're talking about.

Before the teddy bear!

Self-destruct in twenty...

Drakken

Gah! What did you do?! This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!

SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT!

Drakken

Chill out! I have escape pods!

HAD escape pods, blue boy! We launched them!

My fault?! It's not my fault!

Drakken

This is so your fault!

What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?

Drakken

In the spirit of the season, yes!

What's the big deal with letting Bonnie be in charge of the dance?

Letting her chair the dance? She wouldn't settle for chair – she'd want throne.

We're coming KP [running to the built bee hive]

Ron. [realizes she's moving too fast for Ron to see her] You can't even see me. [continues fighting the Bebes]

Kim? Are you here?

Bonnie

They let you out of the dumb factory?

Bonnie? You're their queen?

Bonnie

This is so totally Kim's fault. Where is she?

She's moving at hyperspeed, just like the Bebes.

Bonnie

Uh?! Why does SHE get to be invisible? Is she gonna lord that over me, too?

Not invisible, moving too fast to see! She's got new shoes.

Bonnie

Whatever.

If I could just learn to cover more ground faster...

Or you could just learn to say no.

I'm not programmed that way, Ron!

You know, you should cut down on the extra-currics.

And be a lazy, uninvolved sloth like you?

Hey! Don't knock the sloth! Do you know they don't have go to the bathroom for a week?

Er, any more fun sloth facts?

No, no, I think that's it... Oh! They sleep upside down!

Release... the Flamingo of Doom!

Shego

Say what?

That is the second-biggest flamingo I have ever seen.

Hego

The more we fought evil, the more Shego liked it.

The fighting?

The evil.

[referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?

Oh, yeah.

Shego

Argh, there's no way I can do this! Five minutes with my brothers and I'm ready to claw my own eyes out! [tries to walk out]

[stops Shego from leaving] Shego, I have brothers, too. I know how annoying they can be, but you can't walk out.

Shego

Why not?

Because if you don't help, I'll tell the world you used to be a good guy.

Shego

[shocked] You wouldn't!

I have a website, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Shego

My reputation would be shot! Argh!

[takes her Kimmunicator] Wade, I need top to bottom scan on Go Manor.

Wade

You got it, Kim! [notices Shego] Kim, is Shego in your kitchen?

Shego

Just do your computer thing, nerdlinger.

[referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?

Oh, yeah.

Shego, I thought we were in this together!

Shego

Oh, come on! Don't you know me better by now? I mean [laughs] seriously!

She's right. Keeping everybody's powers to herself and using them for evil. See, that's got more of the Shego vibe.

The mad dog cannot be caged, leashed-

Or housebroken.

That game was in triple overtime, I couldn't leave the court! I got a little excited, and, well, accidents happen.

OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?

Toasted chili peppers...

Oh, phew!

And mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they?

Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.

Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!

Barkin

Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Stoppable, none of your punk hand gestures this time.

What? It was a thumbs-up!

Barkin

Sit on your hands just in case.

Wade

Activating parachute measures now! ...Oops!

Wade! We're free-falling off a cliff! This is no time for "oops"!

Wade

My bad! I never got around to actually installing the chute, it's sitting here in my closet!