[looking at a statue of Ozu] Look at him, all smug and bronze like the real Ozu.
S1 E11The Good, the Bad, and the Mikey
S1 E12Sumo of All Fears
And in this corner... Two guys wearing masks! [sumos cheer] And a short, smelly guy wearing a mask!
OH, COME ON!!
Hey guys! We need to fight some sumos.
LMLily, Mitsuki, and Gonard
US?
I can't fight by myself! Come on!
[In a British accent] Very well! Lily, fetch my sword and a team of horses. Mitsuki, carry me into battle! [both girls give him angry looks] Just kidding.
I don't feel like I'm getting stronger.
JJanitor
Ah, but Mikey, you are getting stronger! In fact, you are my best student I ever taught.
What about me?
JJanitor
Ah, yes, you are my worst.
S1 E13Lost in Transportation
BBeef
You ain't goin' nowhere.
[an alarm sounds]
GMGang member
Grammar police! You aren't going anywhere.
BBeef
Man, the Grammar Police is always doggin' me...
[to Lily] Have you talked to Mitsuki? Did she find Mikey?
Not yet, but Gonard says he has a back up plan.
[to the children] Maybe one day, you'll all be superheroes when you grow up. Isn't that right, Mikey?
[A cat is dressed as Kappa Mikey and starts attacking Gonard]
[talking on cell phone] Mikey, you gotta get here. They're gonna put out the cake soon, and I think I ate the box with all the candles in it.
BBeef
We're all outcasts, kid. That's what makes us Chums. That, and a small monthly membership fee.
BBeef
Mikey, I've got a special surprise for you.
You're gonna throw another snake down my shirt?
SMr. Stereo
This is wonderful! Thank you, Ozu! Only a true friend would save my son's birthday with a gang of dangerous bikers!
Hey, kids!
[The children cheer]
TTimmy
Lily, do your move!
[Lily giggles and performs a karate kick]
Hi-ya!
[Timmy becomes enraged]
TTimmy
NO! DO THE MOVE WHERE YOU INTRODUCE MIKEY!
S1 E14Big Trouble in Little Tokyo
[Mega Gonard rampages around Tokyo]
RMRandom Man
Oh no! The Fireworks factory!
[Gonard steps on factory, fireworks shoot up into the sky]
RMRandom Man
Not the wolf factory!
[Gonard steps on factory, barking wolves run out of the factory]
Mikey, for once just listen to me. Let's Go!
Not till I touch Gonard with the Death Hand!
Yeah! I wanna know the slumber of lost souls.
HBHideous Blue Blob
Do not go in there.
You heard the monster. Let's check it out.
Does this mean you're gonna let me go?
Ha! Of course not. But, I'll try to make this as pleasant as possible. Set the laser to maximum pain!
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