A character in Kappa Mikey
Voiced by Carrie Keranen
Kappa Mikey · 116 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Kappa Mikey: in 30 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Mikey Simon (19), Gonard (15), Lily (15)
You're good, Kappa Mikey. Real good.
The best.
Cut? [excited] Cut! That's a wrap, people!
[crew cheers]
MitsukiMikey, that was amazing.
Yeah, for once you didn't destroy the whole set.
Ain't no thing but a sumo ring. [tips over a camera and chaos quickly ensues] Sorry.
You know what, who cares? We're done for the season!
MitsukiYou shouldn't mess with people who confuse T.V. and real life.
Why not? Sounds like a great idea to me.
MitsukiRemember when we watched that nature show and Gonard threw the T.V. out the window cause he thought it was full of spiders?
So?
MitsukiWe lost THREE T.V.s!
Good news, I'm nerd free!
MitsukiSo you were honest, my advice worked?
Oh yeah, about that. Sometimes true honesty means making up a crazy story about Gonard to scare away your fans.
[Gonard puts bunny ears on his butt]
MitsukiUm, Gonard, those are bunny ears.
Oh, I thought they were butt feathers.
Mitsuki???
Until Mikey Simon is removed as producer, I'm going on strike!
Yeah!
MitsukiMe too!
Wait stop! I can explain.
[talking about Butts, the currency of Buttstonia]
Look, look at the pretty Butts.
MitsukiThat's... okay.
Touch them, touch my Butts! Touch my stinkin' Butts!
MitsukiWhat's the matter, Mikey?
Another restaurant ban you for picking your nose with chopsticks?
There's no way you two taught that bird to fly.
What are you even doing here?
[chuckles] Mocking you.
Don't listen to 'em Reggie, you'll show 'em. You'll show 'em all! [serious tone] especially Mitsuki.
MitsukiWhat!?
MitsukiThis Oni mask is our most precious artifact, it's over 6,000 years old.
It has a very special purpose.
[Lily pulls down on one of the mask's horns, a drink dispenses from the mask's nostrils]
Woah!
MitsukiThere's only one man lonely enough to have that many cats.
Yes Man?
MitsukiNo. Well, yes, but I was thinking the Cat Burglar.
Here we are. I'm betting anything Mikey's inside.
MitsukiBut there are thousands of clothing stores in Tokyo. What makes you think he's in this one?
Just a hunch. Plus there are hundreds of people running out screaming.
[sees crowd running out and screaming from the front door]
MitsukiOh.
MitsukiLily, quit it! We need to fix Mikey by midnight, or he'll be like this forever!
Works for me.
[Werepuff kidnaps Lily]
What was that?
Oh yeah. In a part, he mentioned that he really dug on Lily.
MitsukiOh. They always go for the blonde.
[Mikey puts farting powder on Gonard's ice cream, pretending it is sprinkles]
MitsukiOoooh! Mint chip, my favorite!
Actually, this is really for Gonard.
MitsukiOne bite couldn't hurt.
Come on Mitsuki. Do you really need the carbs?
MitsukiI'll take my chances. [tastes the ice cream] Mmmmm!
Places everyone. Broadcasting is in less than one minute.
Uh oh.
[Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
He's going to use Guano's crystal to power the super missile.
Not if I can help it. [talk to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim the blaster!
MitsukiNuh-uh.
[Lily shocked]
Guys! [angrily] Guano's in trouble.
Lily, quick. Ask Mitsuki to aim the blaster.
Oh brother. [Ask to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim your blaster!
Mitsuki[talk to Lily] Lily, Tell Mikey I'll aim my blaster just as soon as he stop being such a MEGA JERK.
[Cut to audience jeering]
That was TERRIBLE!
I can't even look.
[The squid covers the eyes; Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
[chuckles; talk to Mikey] Mikey, Stop being such a “mega jerk” and Mitsuki will aim the blaster.
[Cut to audience jeering again]
You called that ‘acting’?
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
Lily, Tell Mitsuki that's who she gonna be, I don’t even want her to AIM the blaster!
[Lily facepalm]
MitsukiTell Mikey, FINE!
Tell Mitsuki, see if i can.
[Cut to Yes Man and Guano in Gonard's truck]
Stop fighting! You're makes Yes Man's...[sadly] sad.
[angrily] Guano! Guano!
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
[angrily] Yeah, guys. CUT IT OUT!
Nuh-uh.
MitsukiNope.
Then I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!
[Lily leaves the stage in the studio]
It's finished, Mikey. Forked over.
Sorry. The shoes must go.
G-G-G-Guano, Gonard, Mitsuki! Y-Y-You got my back, right?
What gonna I do, Mikey? [whispers] Ozu waits is watching it.
WHAT?? Guano, you're just...a coward! [Guano feels sad] And Gonard, you got...cold cuts for brains!
[happily] Why thank you.
And YOU!...Whatever your name is. Thanks for nothing! [Mitsuki crying]
Mikey, you're overreacting.
How do you know, bomb-brain?
I showed you overreacting. I quitting the show and leaving you guys FOREVER! [All gasps] Who needs a bunch of close friends when you've got a pair of old sneakers? [Mikey leaving apartment]
MitsukiBut Mikey. The storm!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Kappa Mikey pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
