Padrig Winks quotes from Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks

Elly

Well, excuse me, boys, but I heard you were telling scary stories here. Would it be alright if I listened in?

Padrig

I know she's a girl, but I'm hoping you might make an exception for your own mother.

Hector

Well, uh... Being a mother isn't the same as being a girl.

Piggley

It's okay, Mammy. You can stay.

Elly

Oh, thank you, boys.

Padrig

[on a crossword puzzle] A five-letter word meaning "elf".

Elly

Gnome.

Padrig

Piggley, you're supposed to be in bed.

Piggley

But I love scary shows! Scary Monster Theater is me favorite!

Padrig

Scary Monster Theater is for children. Creepy Theater is for grown-ups.

Elly

That's why it's on after your bedtime.

Piggley

So, uh, what did you want to talk to me about, then?

Padrig

I want to talk to you about you hanging your hopes on an expensive gift, Piggley.

Piggley

Oh, that.

Padrig

Now, if you want to play in the snow, we have a pair of old skis.

Piggley

Old skis? Dad, old skis can't compete with the Astro Space Sled! It's built for speed! [whooshing noises]

Padrig

You're setting yourself up for a big disappointment, Piggley. I'm afraid that getting that sled is just not possible.

Piggley

Of course it is! It's still in Miss Nanny's shop window!

Padrig

Son, you are not getting that sled for your birthday.

Piggley

But--

Padrig

No buts. I'm sorry. I'll see you at supper.