JAG Season 7 quotes

You know, if you want, I could call down to the front desk and ask them to send up a room divider.

I thought you’d want your own space.

How much more space do I need, Mac?

Well, fine. (She shuffles a little closer.)

You know, Mac, the temperature is gonna continue to drop, so if we don’t share body heat, we’re risking hypothermia.

You make it sound so inviting.

You want an invitation?

Yes.

Why don’t you come over here? It’s a little bit better than sleeping with scorpions.

All right.

Harriet

How about you and I forget that we’re lieutenants for five minutes? Just you and me.

And then what?

Tiner

Excuse me, lieutenant. Are you all right, ma’am?

Harriet

Perfect.

Lieutenant, what happened to your face?

I believe the proper response is I walked into a door.

Would you like to make a more formal response?

Yes, sir, I most definitely will respond, but not in any way that would require the admiral’s attention.

Carry on.

Harm? You ever thought about how you want to go?

No. Look, this thing is fixed. Let’s pack up and get out of here, huh?

I want to die like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Oh yeah? Well, which one am I gonna be then?

Butch, of course.

Well, that’s true he was the brains of the operation.

Yeah, but Sundance was the shooter that everyone was afraid of. That’s how I want to go in a blaze of glory against impossible odds.

Turner

With you permission Admirals, I’d like to volunteer for TAD aboard the Watertown.

Commander, as much as I respect your service as a submariner, Commander Flagler is perfectly capable.

Turner

And I don’t mean to imply that he isn’t, sir. Only that I am Alec Baldwin.

Excuse me?

Turner

The Hunt for Red October movie, sir. Captain Yerastov is Sean Connery and I am Alec Baldwin, sir. I need to be aboard that boat.

Stay with him chief.

Like a fly on vegemite, sir.

Sturgis

Vegemite?

Spent some time in Australia, sir. It’s this, uh, like, jam they got down there. Tastes like diesel fuel til you get used to it.